teenser

Half of a shot of alcohol, usually ordered in pairs as a shot split in two. Used to give oneself the false impression they are not drinking all that much.

Let's do shots! Don't worry, Monique, they're teensers, so you'll be fine for work at 6am!

by whatdrink June 20, 2011

teenser

" a little amount of something"

"Would you like some pie?...Just a teenser"

by Adronna July 19, 2003

Shady teenser

Somone who resembles shady jeff

(former member of hollywood undead)
and is also a teenser,
meaning the highest of all insults

Person 1: Somone with a mustache or dumb haircut
Person 2: Somone being under the douche bag influence
Person 3: somone who is a plan and outwright Shady teenser
Person 4: Somone who thinks they are a Hollywood Undead when they really know nothing about them

by shadyssuck September 9, 2009

teenerweener

a person with an excuse for a cock.

I was with him last night, he has a teenerweener.

yo what up teenerweener.

by yungvlonekillah March 18, 2020

Teenering

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion

"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"

"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."

by MBent January 6, 2013

teenbernation

The act of a teen sleeping in as late as possible until forced to wake up by a parent or guardian.

Teenbernation strikes 9 in 10 teens, causing grumpy mornings and groggy afternoons.

by Tojorisin February 27, 2012

Teenery

Scenery that includes teenage girls, such as a campground.

Let's go to the boat ramp, there is plenty of teenery there.

by Slapcheese May 8, 2008