teelster

(noun)

a) A mosy-ass mo'-fo' who always takes his time and backs out at the last minute citing manifold, often senseless or pathetic excuses.

b) An aloof asshole.

c) An awesome best friend.

a) Damn, that teelster last night took his mosy-ass time getting ready and then told me his pet chickadee ate his shoes and his Dad told him he had to take care of it.

b) Damn that teelster. What an aloof asshole.

c) Damn, that teelster's a pretty cool cat.

by enigbiguous August 5, 2011

Tealster

Tealster is a person that is talking, mumbling, and laughing all of the same time and they don’t know that they are doing it.

“Dude can you stfu. You’re being a real Tealster.”

by EveryonesUncle April 8, 2022

Telsters

A developer of a .tel domain which brings to life and practical usage for a wide audience of people accessing this communications-focused domain over the internet from any device

The community at www.telsters.com

by Telster February 27, 2009

Teester

When twist someone's ballsack so hard and turn it into a Easter ball

I'm gonna teester you

by thicc dicc42069 October 26, 2020

teenster

Someone in their teenage years, or who acts very youthful. Sometimes considered immature.

Those high school students are sure acting like a teenster

by Tina October 21, 2003

teebster

(noun) The younger male sibling of one's girlfriend. See also "t.b.", "teebs" and "turd blossom".

"The teebster shit his pants."

by HarryBlazac February 15, 2008

Teegster

A slang for a Fat Chud who chased degenerate foids

Jack is being a teegster since he won’t hang with the boys

by Digit573771 March 8, 2026