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A teen or tween who thinks they know it all, wise fool
Teen+genius=teenius
Sarah rolled her eyes when her parents wouldn't believe that euthanasia was the word to describe children in China... What a teenius.
teenius by Don W Macaulay June 16, 2013
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A very small penis (Tea-nis)
Friend: My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex

Other friend: He probably has a teenis
Teenis by Trash bag69 November 21, 2018

the teenies 

The coined term for the new decade of 2010-2019, corresponding with the eighties, nineties, naughties, etc.
OMG, i can't believe we're in the teenies already!
the teenies by KangarooJack69 December 25, 2009
1)(Usually) teenaged girls/boys who try so hard be alternative and not to be part of "mainstream" culture that they get pulled into another "mainstream" culture invented for them while thinking noone else is like them.

2)Usually underage drinkers and usually in early teens. They usually drink too much and take too many drugs often vomiting and needing medical assistance waisting valuable medical staff's time. At the time they may be crying or something similar but then in a few days time this event will go down in theirs and the other teenies minds as a heroic event and they will try to bring up the topic of them vomiting at every possible opurtunity recounting the tale with them as a hero.
Teenies teenies teenies
teenies by Meloph August 4, 2006
To the point, teenus means a tiny penis, however the combination of spelling is altered. However, it is used as a mild offence, such as poo, egghead, and bumface.
"OMG, that Lee Kersen Mascerenhas is such a teenus, he is always eating sausage".
Teenus by EJHERBS December 15, 2010
A "Teenis" is a tiny penis.
I asked her why her clit was so big and she told me it was her "teenis".
Teenis by JS Bach November 1, 2011
Teenies in my eyes are young people (aged 10 - 14) who ty to be like the main subculture around them eg emo scene hxc ect ect. they walk around copying the older sene kids and try to be like them. they claim to like old rock/punk metal ect from the 80's like sex pistols, Ac/Dc, the ramones ect ect. They claim to love bands like enter shikari myspace.com/entershikari and yet get pulled out at almost ever standing show and cant handle pits. they love the colours pink and black and purple and always wear something with skulls on.say the name of a band and within 2weeks it will be ther "fave" band.

OMG i LOVE panic! at the disco the singers soooo hot!! typical teenies
teenies by RaiseHell January 12, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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