tecson

Just another name.

"Hey Tecson!

"Hi Mark,"

by I know where you live bro November 29, 2013

Tectone

Tectone: Someone who makes 10x more money than people who keep trying to cancel him for no reason

"Man i wanna be a Tectone"

by JoeTheDoughyBrain January 14, 2022

Tucson strangler

When she choke holds you from the back seat of your car while jerking you off.

I thought I was getting car jacked, but then she pulled a Tucson strangler

by Whyareyousofuckingweird May 15, 2018

tectoned

When gacha games royally fuck you in the ass, especially after having spent excessive amounts of money.

gamer before wishing on gacha: i better not get tectoned rn

gamer precisely $500 and 10 minutes later: FUCK

by onenightwithdilfs June 3, 2021

tecsonites

34 lutang girls who are extra asf and would sing confirmation songs when given the opportunity

the tecsonites are singing chua-ay so it will rain

by random!?!1! June 9, 2018

Tectonic Shit

When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.

John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"

by Technobish October 31, 2017

Tucson cement mixer

The act of peeing inside an anus and then proceeding to fornicate it, creating a wet cement like mixture.

Hey babe, come over for Dinner and a good old fashion Tucson cement mixer.

by Jblanco October 11, 2019