tectoned

When gacha games royally fuck you in the ass, especially after having spent excessive amounts of money.

gamer before wishing on gacha: i better not get tectoned rn

gamer precisely $500 and 10 minutes later: FUCK

by onenightwithdilfs June 4, 2021

Tectone

Tectone: Someone who makes 10x more money than people who keep trying to cancel him for no reason

"Man i wanna be a Tectone"

by JoeTheDoughyBrain January 14, 2022

Tectoned

A term used to describe a situation when a person gets bad luck on weapon banners.

"Dude, Song of Broken Pines is literally avoiding me and I got another Aquila bruhh"
"Lol, you got Tectoned"

by Tenney519 May 18, 2021

tectonic

Dance style popular in Europe, specifically Paris, France. Use of arms and feet to create rythmic movement that goes well with techno club music.

Look at Jason tectonic!

by Alyssa Butler May 11, 2008

Tectonic

When two girls rub their asses together

Two girls booty to booty. The ass crack being a fault line, rubbing two fault lines together is like plate tectonics. You feel the earth move if the asses are big enough

by wyattwerp June 30, 2011

Tectonic

1, Great, Large and shifty only on the surface. (Somewhat in the since of being shallow)

2, Only within the scale of what you know or could understand.

1, "Oh -that Steve, He is so tectonic"

2, "I rather read a book that is tectonic too me"

by ~mechasun~ September 11, 2008

tectonic

Pronunciation: tek-'tä-nik
Etymology:Late Latin tectonicus, from Greek tektonikos of a builder. Modified usage by Warren of Pittsburgh, 2003 A.D.
:stellar, hip, fashionable

Orogeny is tectonic or that '63 Lambretta scooter with Jet 200 kit and flame job is tectonic.

by bishop July 8, 2003