techspeak
The uniterpretable techspeak was seemingly unintelligible
techspeak by Hercolena Oliver August 4, 2009
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techsplain
Being talked down to by someone who assumes that you cannot possibly know about or understand anything about computers and/or software. Can be used in both the transitive and intransitive.
1) Once again, she assumed that I was a complete idiot, and techsplained to me just how simple the software really is. 2) Actually, I don't want to use that app., so you don't need to techsplain to be how simple it is.
techsplain by FitToPrint May 14, 2015
Related Words
techspeak • Textspeak • teamspeak • techsplain • teenspeak • technospeak • Techspacular • Techspam • techspectation • Techspert
Textspeak
The process of shortening words and adding numbers to a text message, to make it "cooler". This form of text messaging is highly annoying and can also be used to sell "trendy" products like 50cc scooters and mobile phones. Often involves leaving out all vowels.
Techspert
One who is highly skilled in a technical field such as those involving computers or mobile devices.
See also geek
See also geek
"Man your a real Techspert when it comes to this programming stuff."
"This program doesn't require you to be a techspert."
"This program doesn't require you to be a techspert."
Techspert by ShadowScythe December 21, 2008
technospeak
Jargon referring to technology, close to technobabble but using words and concepts that actually mean something
I understood his directions to install the software for a while but then he started talking technospeak and he completely lost me.
technospeak by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
techspertise
The advice of someone with a high level of technical knowledge, or Technical Expertise. See Also: techspert
techspertise by 3Dradio February 6, 2009
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A)
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B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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