teenspeak 

A dialect of the English language used by teenagers (normally between the ages of 13 and 18, though there has recently been a leap in speakers).
This form of speech includes an overuse of words such as "like" and "umm". There is debate over whether small words such as "what" and "so" should be added, but as for now it is only the two previous words that can be easily linked to this dialect.

God, that kid needs to learn that teenspeak and English are NOT the same language. I mean, he's always going, "Like, I heard that, like, there's gonna be a party on, like, the umm... the 24th."

teenspeak by Voices-In-My-Head November 15, 2007

teenspeak 

Internet slang mainly used by fat, lazy, and/or stupid teens who's iq is 100x their weight. Catagorized by stupidly acronymizing three letter words that only take about a quarter second of typing. (people who spell you wrong, i'm especially talking to you!)

whitgrl24:omg y u bi disin n mi?
Me: because you're an idiot, now stop using teenspeak or i'll use this rake to cut your heart out, then pee on it

teenspeak by Theamazingbender October 19, 2006

teamspeak 

or TS, a VoIP program primarily used by online pc gamers to communicate. similar to Ventrilo (vent) which is also uses by gamers for the same purpose

"typing in-game sucks, get your ass on teamspeak"

teamspeak by Stangy June 11, 2006

turnspeak 

A term which, when used, is a signal to turn your back on the speaker lest your ears be burned by half truths and distortions.

Man everytime Dershowitz opens his mouth is it turnspeak. I wish he would stop.

turnspeak by DaddyTruthSeeker May 22, 2007

Textspeak 

The process of shortening words and adding numbers to a text message, to make it "cooler". This form of text messaging is highly annoying and can also be used to sell "trendy" products like 50cc scooters and mobile phones. Often involves leaving out all vowels.

1) Txtspk is sooooo cool
2) -RU cmin out 2nite?
-Yeah luv 2 m8, wot time?
-bout 8ish. mt u in twn
-gr8. cu then
3) Only 13 year olds use textspeak

Textspeak by Hey Steve June 2, 2003

Tweetspeak

To cram a "tweet" on Twitter in Twitter's 140 character limit using an intense level of chat-speak ; a hybrid between the terms "chat-speak" and "tweet."

One of the positive few uses for chat-speak.

Here is an example of a normally literate person using Tweetspeak in order to relay his message in under 140 characters:

"@person I'm going2have 2 bail on Noah and the Whale this weekend, man. Sorry. I would love2go,but I'm snowed under w/ an essay deadline."

Tweetspeak by cruizin caleb December 8, 2009

textspeak 

acronyms commonly used during informal conversation happening via an instant messenger

grandma: I cant understand these whippersnappers and their textspeak!

grandpa: yea! whats with all these LOLs and IRLs!?

textspeak by SAM-SEI July 14, 2019