technolust

The constant desire to have the newest, flashiest, fastest, shiniest gadget available, even if the one you just bought is only two months old and still works great.

Your iPhone makes me horny with unconrollable technolust.

technolust by Tailspin October 18, 2003

technustration 

Getting frustrated while trying to teach technology to a different generation.

I am getting technustrated (past tense of technustration) with my mom because no matter how many times I teach her to use the spacebook messenger app, she keeps updating her status with 'Hello darling, call me please'.

technustration by Dniedacess January 6, 2014

Technostism 

1. Economic theory advocating for the total automation of labor, as well as collective of the means of production and information technology.
2. Any instance of automation coupled with common ownership of the means of production and automated methods of labor.
3. Bottom up socialism.
4. Socialist Technophilia.

The factory runs under the careful eye of the proletarians, but only droids know any labor, for this is a technostic order.

Working is so last century; transhumans use robots via technostism.

Socialism takes the top and brings it down. Technostism takes the bottom and brings it up. How? Robots, motherfucker.

Technostism by Mr. Doomburg February 24, 2015

Technolitard 

One slow or unable to operate technology invented after their generation’s paramount years.

Mom - "Can you help me with this thing, I can't figure it out?"

Son - "Wow you can't even check your own voicemail; you're such a technolitard."

Technolitard by Krusty Wood January 7, 2008

technostalker 

someone who uses technology to stalk people.....i.e. stealing passwords to read email, lurking

Even though they had broken up, the technostalker still spied on her, by reading her email...and she was clueless.

technostalker by Meadow Soprano September 25, 2005

Technoliterate 

To have the ability to read and/or write on a computer program or other technological device.

See also:

The mashing of two real words to create a seemingly real one that is able to fool "like" happy facebook users.

"Tried to read for SUST, reading was sideways, prof, y u no technoliterate" - BVH

Technoliterate by nowitsreal March 30, 2011

Technolotitis 

(definition)

1. The disease of the obsession over technology or the obsession of any modern tech.

He was diagnosed with Technolotitis.

Technolotitis by 📊 March 10, 2019