Technoclutz

A word used to describe someone who cannot use technology properly no matter how hard they try. A person who cannot figure out the simplest of things such as signing up for social media sites, navigating computers, cell phones, etc. A person who cannot figure out or embrace any aspect of technology and messes up whenever they try to.

Can you please help me connect my computer to the internet. I can't seem to do it, I'm such a technoclutz.

Technoclutz by mahatmabuddha September 7, 2016

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technoculture

The study of the politics and interactions between technology and culture.

The University of Western Ontario offers the program called MIT (media, information, and technoculture).

We are studying the technoculture of facebook in class today.

technoculture by Ashegan November 24, 2007

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Technoclutz • technoculture • technoputz • technoslut

technoputz

A person unable to grasp new technologies or operate newfangled devices.

She's such a technoputz that she kept trying to call on her cellphone in the subway tunnel.

technoputz by angry_guy September 5, 2005

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technoslut

A brilliant technician who is a social disaster.

William Gates III in his twenties was a technoslut.

technoslut by stefano jodice June 27, 2007

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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