technochild 

A person born in the digital communication age, cell phones, iPODs, PSPs, eDevices, PDAs, GPS, HDTV, DVD, etc., and is exposed to their use as an infant, toddler, and up.

If you are twelve, and carry a laptop to school, you are a technochild.

technochild by Guido1 March 16, 2008

technophile 

One who is obsessed with technology.

That technophile has all the latest gadgets.

technophile by Turnspike February 9, 2003

technophiliac 

someone who "loves" his/her computer.
a relationship with a computer would be a case of technophilia.

tom: man i really love my computer.
dave: you dirty technophile
tom: i have a problem :(

technophiliac by tOnk3r November 1, 2004

Technochondriac 

Someone who assumes that a device or particular piece of technology that they own, is either suffering or will suffer a fault or known issue.

Often a technochondriac will read an article on a device they own and will find out a number of 'known faults' and will then expect their device to suffer the same issues - sometimes telling people that it currently does, in anticipation.

A technochondriac is also prone to confusing their lack of product knowledge with a fault. Very common in those that a middle aged.

Dad: "So son, how you enjoying that new Nokia N82 that I bought you. I'm really liking mine!"
Son: "Yeah, its cool now that I've flashed the unit with the latest version 11 firmware - that fixed the 'camera freeze' issue that I was experiencing. All good now."
Dad: "Yeah, I'm having that same fault so I must get around to updating mine."
Son: "Ummm... no your not. You are such a technochondriac - you just keep forgetting to open the camera shutter causing that slight delay. Your phone is fine!"

Technochondriac by Bucko_NZ March 8, 2008

Technochondriac 

An individual who's constantly raising the alarm about how new systems (or any systems for that matter) will cause problems or will generally not work period.

James plays these old DOS games with documentation for Adobe Reader 3, and complains about 9 not being fully backwards compatible, and wouldn't you know, the technochondriac then uses that as justification why we shouldn't update.

Technochondriac by mewrei January 26, 2010

Technodildonics 

A field of study relating to the integration of electronics and sexual masturbation devices.

Doc Johnson the world's leader in adult toys has made tremendous progress in the field of Technodildonics with their new USB port / browser controlled dildos.

Technodildonics by Hal E. Halvorson April 6, 2006

technophiliasticity 

Your ability to adapt to (technological) change, driven by your love for all things technology related.

My technophiliasticity made the move from TikTok to Clubhouse a lot easier for me than it was for my grandma.

technophiliasticity by En Al Vee March 5, 2021