technocidal

homicide for technology; wanting to kill a piece of electrical equipment

"this piece of crap phone is making me feel technocidal!"

by oojamaflip December 4, 2013

technicidal rage

A feeling of anguish and animosity caused by a malfunction or error encountered while dealing with modern technological devices, most commonly a computer.

Jack was filled with technicidal rage as he brought down the Almighty Hammer of Justice upon his screen-frozen iMac, bringing it to a messy demise.

by JD_man January 5, 2009

Technoical

Technoical, someone who works as an electrician and also does technology (computer/communication related) work.

This person can also fix all appliances, industrial/commercial equipment
Q. What do you do for a job?
A. Technoical.

Q2. What's that?
A2. Some one who does electrical and technology (computer/communication related) work.

Q3. What do you do?
A3. I fix anything and everything that is related to electrical wiring to circuit boards

by TradieTrev December 30, 2009

technocalypse

When all technology fails. Most often happens during important presentations, speeches, and events.

My computer froze during my Kenyan Marathoner Study presentation technocalypse last night.

by pweids December 1, 2011

technovidual

n; person who thinks that their unique combination of homogenius accessories marks them as an individual. Also see unividual

Every technovidual on the street has a cell phone, PDA that makes them special.

by Billo June 22, 2004

Technoliday

v. Taking a break from your communication devices and technology. n. the state of or time period in which one is unavailable by electronic communication or has vowed not to use such devices.

This Lent I'm taking a technoliday, which pretty much means everyone will treat me like a lepper or pariah.

by jeremouse March 30, 2011

Technocide

When your technology is doing what you want and won't do as it's told, despite having, or not having, a voice interface and you decide you're GOing to FUCKing KILL IT!

Yes Your Honour, the defendant did indeed obliterate his smartphone. After aggressively smashing it against a wall, yelling at it until red in the face, and then jumping up and down on it until it ceased functioning, the accused stated it was a crime of passion motivated by Alexa...
It's one of the worst cases of Technocide this court has come across.

by EvileDNA September 7, 2022