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Technocide

When your technology is doing what you want and won't do as it's told, despite having, or not having, a voice interface and you decide you're GOing to FUCKing KILL IT!
Yes Your Honour, the defendant did indeed obliterate his smartphone. After aggressively smashing it against a wall, yelling at it until red in the face, and then jumping up and down on it until it ceased functioning, the accused stated it was a crime of passion motivated by Alexa...
It's one of the worst cases of Technocide this court has come across.
Technocide by EvileDNA September 7, 2022
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Technode 

When you kill an orphan in such a way that you would make Technoblade proud.
You just got technode neeeerrrrrdd!!!!!

technicidal rage

A feeling of anguish and animosity caused by a malfunction or error encountered while dealing with modern technological devices, most commonly a computer.
Jack was filled with technicidal rage as he brought down the Almighty Hammer of Justice upon his screen-frozen iMac, bringing it to a messy demise.
technicidal rage by JD_man January 5, 2009

technoized

When a DJ or anybody else takes an old or already made song, and gives it a techno beat or style.
Some Technoized Songs:
Self Esteem (Offspring)
Numb/Encore (LPJZ)
technoized by KevinJ. June 30, 2007

Technodexterous 

Technodexterous is the skillful ability to use programs on different operating systems equally well. For example, while some companies allow their employees to select a computer of their preference (Windows or Mac), they require IT support personnel to be technodexterous—knowledgeable about both.
My buddy really saved me! The dude is technodexterous. Even though he swears by Mac, he was able to figure out how to setup my network connections on my Dell.
Technodexterous by B-Dubbaya August 12, 2011

Technoid 

An enthusiast of robots and humanoid machines. A similar fascination for robots to that of a furries' fascination of anthropomorphic animals.
That guy has a robot for his online avatar. He's probably a technoid.
Technoid by Zelagero May 20, 2019

TechnoCore

The AI TechnoCore is a society of sentient computer systems that exist in the Hyperion book series, by Dan Simmons. The TechnoCore exists inside the singularities that compose the farcaster web, and use excess human neurons as a easily accessible form of processing power. This TechnoCore seceeded from the Hegemony of Man four hundred years before the events in Hyperion, and was later destroyed by Meina Gladstone after the supposed Ouster invasion of the web worlds. Thus, TechnoCore refers to a bunch of semi-evil computers manipulating humanity for thier own ends.
The TechnoCore wishes to speak with you, CEO.
TechnoCore by StNitrogen September 2, 2008