Bucko_NZ's definitions
A woman who is considered very attractive, only because those around her are pretty average. If she was in another setting, she wouldn't be much to look at, at all.
An expression used by insult comic Lisa Lampanelli.
An expression used by insult comic Lisa Lampanelli.
Barry: "I picked this chick up in the bar last night and took her home."
Mike: "Was she hot?"
Barry: "Nah, she was a Kansas 10."
Mike: "So, about a New York 3?"
Mike: "Was she hot?"
Barry: "Nah, she was a Kansas 10."
Mike: "So, about a New York 3?"
by Bucko_NZ September 5, 2007
Get the Kansas 10mug. A term used to indicate that someone is unbalanced and/or needs to seek medical attention for a mental disorder.
This term is a play on 'Vanity Fair', which is a very popular American magazine of culture, fashion, and politics published by Condé Nast Publication - known for interesting/controversial pictorials and cover photos (hence the the way it's used - see example).
This term is a play on 'Vanity Fair', which is a very popular American magazine of culture, fashion, and politics published by Condé Nast Publication - known for interesting/controversial pictorials and cover photos (hence the the way it's used - see example).
Dave: "Did you see John last night - acting all weird? The guy is losing it!"
Bob: "Yep, I don't think we'll be seeing him on the cover of 'Sanity Fair' anytime soon."
Bob: "Yep, I don't think we'll be seeing him on the cover of 'Sanity Fair' anytime soon."
by Bucko_NZ April 21, 2008
Get the Sanity Fairmug. 6 o'clock hot is where the temperature is so high, you can't do anything until 6:00pm in the evening - you just want to lay low and as close to air conditioning as possible!
Cedric The Entertainer often uses this expression to describe the Southern states of the USA.
Cedric The Entertainer often uses this expression to describe the Southern states of the USA.
by Bucko_NZ February 24, 2008
Get the 6 O'Clock Hotmug. H.F.B. is an acronym for either 'Holiday Fuck Buddy' or 'Hometwon Fuck Buddy'.
Your H.F.B. is someone that you casually have sex with, when visiting your hometown, usually when you are on holiday and/or visiting your parents.
Quite often the HFB is someone you dated while at high school, but not always the case.
What is particularly different about the HFB, from the normal fuck buddy, is that due to the close friendship which exists, this "arrangement" can often last for many, many years even when one or both people are married.
Your H.F.B. is someone that you casually have sex with, when visiting your hometown, usually when you are on holiday and/or visiting your parents.
Quite often the HFB is someone you dated while at high school, but not always the case.
What is particularly different about the HFB, from the normal fuck buddy, is that due to the close friendship which exists, this "arrangement" can often last for many, many years even when one or both people are married.
Dave: "So Mike, what did you get up to on your long weekend?"
Mike: "Went back home and caugt up with my folks. Managed to nail my H.F.B. a few times while I was there..."
Mike: "Went back home and caugt up with my folks. Managed to nail my H.F.B. a few times while I was there..."
by Bucko_NZ February 7, 2008
Get the H.F.B.mug. Someone who assumes that a device or particular piece of technology that they own, is either suffering or will suffer a fault or known issue.
Often a technochondriac will read an article on a device they own and will find out a number of 'known faults' and will then expect their device to suffer the same issues - sometimes telling people that it currently does, in anticipation.
A technochondriac is also prone to confusing their lack of product knowledge with a fault. Very common in those that a middle aged.
Often a technochondriac will read an article on a device they own and will find out a number of 'known faults' and will then expect their device to suffer the same issues - sometimes telling people that it currently does, in anticipation.
A technochondriac is also prone to confusing their lack of product knowledge with a fault. Very common in those that a middle aged.
Dad: "So son, how you enjoying that new Nokia N82 that I bought you. I'm really liking mine!"
Son: "Yeah, its cool now that I've flashed the unit with the latest version 11 firmware - that fixed the 'camera freeze' issue that I was experiencing. All good now."
Dad: "Yeah, I'm having that same fault so I must get around to updating mine."
Son: "Ummm... no your not. You are such a technochondriac - you just keep forgetting to open the camera shutter causing that slight delay. Your phone is fine!"
Son: "Yeah, its cool now that I've flashed the unit with the latest version 11 firmware - that fixed the 'camera freeze' issue that I was experiencing. All good now."
Dad: "Yeah, I'm having that same fault so I must get around to updating mine."
Son: "Ummm... no your not. You are such a technochondriac - you just keep forgetting to open the camera shutter causing that slight delay. Your phone is fine!"
by Bucko_NZ March 8, 2008
Get the Technochondriacmug. A play on the term Gulf Breeze, the Gulf Sneeze is an irritation of the sinus area, felt by those visiting the Middle East.
This irritation results in flu/hayfever like symptoms due to the particles of dust and sand, which are constantly in the air in the region.
This irritation results in flu/hayfever like symptoms due to the particles of dust and sand, which are constantly in the air in the region.
Dave: {Sneeze}
Mike: You got the flu there buddy!?
Dave: Nah, just got the Gulf Sneeze - had a two day stop over in the Emirates on my way back from the UK.
Mike: You got the flu there buddy!?
Dave: Nah, just got the Gulf Sneeze - had a two day stop over in the Emirates on my way back from the UK.
by Bucko_NZ January 17, 2008
Get the Gulf Sneezemug. A threesome between a hetrosexual couple and a third-party, where the third-party only ever interacts with one member of the couple who is of the same sex. Essentially giving one person in the partnership a bisexual experience.
Named after the character Ross Geller from from the sit-com 'Friends', when Ross proudly proclaims to Joey, that he had a threesome with his wife and her freind. However after additional discussion realises it wasn't much of a threesome at all as he didn't get to touch the other woman.
Named after the character Ross Geller from from the sit-com 'Friends', when Ross proudly proclaims to Joey, that he had a threesome with his wife and her freind. However after additional discussion realises it wasn't much of a threesome at all as he didn't get to touch the other woman.
Barry and Julie, decide to have a Rossway with Julie's friend Claire. Barry doesn't get to (or isn't allowed to) "play" with Julie at all.
by Bucko_NZ August 24, 2007
Get the Rosswaymug.