techastrophe

noun. a major catastrophe caused by technology

Honey, I'm sorry! I tried to call you but my phone had a major techastrophe!

I was going to bore you to death with another PowerPoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie I will have to bore you to death manually.

I owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? This has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!

by jwiebers January 16, 2011

textastrophe

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!

by dontTho September 21, 2016

textastrophe

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

by Tee-bag May 25, 2008

techcastrophe

Singular unpredictable random events that inflict devastating consequences of life, liberty or property beyond the occurrence itself that were directly enabled by a technology, not of the off-the-shelf variety and not immediately obvious to the human consciousness, which taken in totality can be seen as deliberate scattered plots invoking conspiracy driven by counter narratives distributed by media outlets to the obfuscation of all but the undeniable common denominator - technology beyond the publics' access.

The number of adverse events while increasingly devastating and seemingly unconnected and each random are not just common nor ordinary tragedies but a very real emerging techcastrophe to society as a whole. Take the Charlie Kirk killing whose death appears to be have been remotely detonated mic that Charlie wore on his shirt. Very much a repeat use of the RF radio triggered bombs that Israeli Zionists used to kill and crippled more than a thousand Hamas politcal enemies. Not to forget the airborne plane that fell out of the sky carrying a Putin operative - turned antagonist by remote detonation. Nor Sars-CoV2 global deaths from a virus that to this day has never been found in nature. 9/11 devastating deaths were wrought by commandeered technology but by whom remains undeterminable. Technology, high tech, is the new mass weapon devastating, untraceable and definitive in outcome. MH-370 is the penultimate example to date.

by rr6013 September 28, 2025