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The best person you'll ever meet a gorgeous human being well loved by many, fun, trustworthy, humorous, smart, honest, caring and killer looks she has everything to become anyone's best friend she will be the only one there for you when everyone has left you and she will be the one to wipe the tears off your face,now she will have beautiful hair, a hot body and a nice ass.
I really need a Tenisia right now...
When walking with Tenisia, people may ask if you’re together
tenisia by Paidnfull February 21, 2018
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A completlely useless and dissappointing performance.
Yo nigga why you be teising like dat
Teising by GMM301 December 9, 2021

telisification 

an unexpected erection a man recieves that can't be explained it can only be that the unconscience mind is thinkin of Ms. Telis
Sam just got telisified during the process of telisification while looking at Ashley Homa
telisification by $WAGG May 30, 2009
A person that is audacious, chatty, and loud
Sometimes in a good way
I couldn't watch the movie because of that teising in the back.
Teising by Joemommma February 15, 2009

Tetisimi 

A tall and handsome man like him,with dazzling looks.Guys named tetisimi are very special and smart,they mostly grow to have bald hair and amazing body with good beards,while they re also proud because of how smart they are,they are also a flirt who claims to be in love but only in love with one girl in their heart
I don't like tetisimi behavior
Tetisimi by White jmk September 4, 2021
A hard ass patient care coordinator who doesn't give a shit about hurting people's feelings. She's strong, straightforward, and an independent woman. She is also the type of person to have her home broken into. She loves long walks on the beach, watching Marvel movies, and being a down right bad ass at whatever she does. Actually, she's not a patient care coordinator, she is the director of patient relations. She'll also set your straight if you're wrong. Fuck yeah
I need someone to tell this patient how it really is. I need a Teisita.
Teisita by Cancelations April 3, 2015
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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