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Teapublicunt
A highly unreasonable radical and extremist who is completely removed from reality.
Despite the fact that most Teapublicunts barely managed to graduate from high school, over the course the last five years they have proclaimed themselves to be constitutional scholars, based solely on their misguided interpretations of the Second Amendment. Few Teapublicunts understand politics, economics, history, science, geopolitics, or even basic English, although this won't stop them from regurgitating the dubious talking points from Faux News and other Right Wing paranoia outlets.
Teapublicunts usually exhibit the following symptoms: extreme and often racially-tinged beliefs; the stockpiling of large quantities of weapons and ammunition in preparation for the Second Coming of Baby Jesus; extremely small penises, low self esteem, and Black-President-Penis-Envy; a dislike of government and welfare, in spite of their profound dependence on food stamps and Medicare; the inability to spell, use proper grammar, or form coherent sentences.
Despite the fact that most Teapublicunts barely managed to graduate from high school, over the course the last five years they have proclaimed themselves to be constitutional scholars, based solely on their misguided interpretations of the Second Amendment. Few Teapublicunts understand politics, economics, history, science, geopolitics, or even basic English, although this won't stop them from regurgitating the dubious talking points from Faux News and other Right Wing paranoia outlets.
Teapublicunts usually exhibit the following symptoms: extreme and often racially-tinged beliefs; the stockpiling of large quantities of weapons and ammunition in preparation for the Second Coming of Baby Jesus; extremely small penises, low self esteem, and Black-President-Penis-Envy; a dislike of government and welfare, in spite of their profound dependence on food stamps and Medicare; the inability to spell, use proper grammar, or form coherent sentences.
Person 1: Can't we just find some common ground and compromise with each other for the good of the country?
Person 2: No!!! Bama iz da Antee Christ whoose takin my freedomz and gunz and Benghazi and IRS and he ain't got no rite being Presidant cuz he's Muslim and born in Hawaii, not America. PATRIOT
Person 1: You're such a fucking Teapublicunt. I feel my brain cells dying by the second.
Person 2: No!!! Bama iz da Antee Christ whoose takin my freedomz and gunz and Benghazi and IRS and he ain't got no rite being Presidant cuz he's Muslim and born in Hawaii, not America. PATRIOT
Person 1: You're such a fucking Teapublicunt. I feel my brain cells dying by the second.
Teapublicunt by MEO808 October 14, 2013
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TeapubliCONS
Newly defined political party. Crazier splinter group from the main Grand Old Psychotic party.
Don't want tax increases = Tea party
Join with the largest (ultra) conservative group (Republicans)
Trying to CON the American people into believing that the Teapublicans are working for THEM and not Big Business.
Don't want tax increases = Tea party
Join with the largest (ultra) conservative group (Republicans)
Trying to CON the American people into believing that the Teapublicans are working for THEM and not Big Business.
Ron: "Does anyone know what the TeapubliCONS agenda is?"
Paul: "Yeah, it's get rid of Obama even if they have to destroy the whole US to do it.
Paul: "Yeah, it's get rid of Obama even if they have to destroy the whole US to do it.
TeapubliCONS by docsterx July 31, 2011
Teapublitarian
an ultra-conservative; a member of the GOP who shares at least some views or supports Tea Party candidates and/or the quasi-libertarians who run as Republicans.
Teapublitarian by McCoyote December 15, 2011
teabugger
A right wing operator who gets caught with his pants down while trying to do the dirty in a public official's orifice; oh, I'm sorry, office.
Them teabuggers was pretty dumb if they thought they could just walk into Senator Landrieu's office and ask to fix the phones.
teabugger by paulpaxman January 27, 2010
Teapublican
Joe Miller's Personnel Records Must Be Released, Orders Alaska Judge
What? A Teapublican was disciplined for being unethical and doesn't want the voters to know his history?
What? A Teapublican was disciplined for being unethical and doesn't want the voters to know his history?
Teapublican by Laforets October 25, 2010
teabuggered
Getting screwed because you're fooled by a fake "grass roots" organization which is masquerading as populism when it's actually lining the pockets of the wealthy by further reducing their already disproportionately small tax burden, removing regulation on their financial ponzi schemes, and otherwise making their unethical greed legal.
The "mad as hell and not gonna take it crowd" are generally being teabuggered by people with 8 digit incomes who's biggest worry is how they're going to afford another yacht.
teabuggered by freerangegeek September 22, 2010