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This combines teabagging (putting your balls in another person's mouth) and an abe lincoln (cumming on someone's face and putting pubic hair on to make a beard). It is a very enjoyable experiance and is practised by many.

(discovered in 2008 by inventors Chris G and M Tippett)
Your mum enjoyed the teababe Tippett gave her last night
Teababe by Bob Kyushi April 17, 2008
Words you can keep

teabagees 

members of a special group that exhibit pride in allowing others to insert their testicles into their mouths.
All of the players on the soccer team are teabagees.
teabagees by Cornelius McTaggert December 16, 2005

teabagee 

Individual or specific member of a special group that exhibit pride in allowing others to insert their testicles into their mouths.
The best teabagee in the group
teabagee by agentlibsux October 6, 2009

teabagese 

incomprehensible language often but not exclusively spoken while lying flat and beneath a mouthful of testicles.
Ever since the '08 election Bob's been on Glenn Beck's nutsack ... yeah, I've noticed Bob's usual conspiracy theories have become garbled, or nuttier, teabagger ramblings -- teabagese.
teabagese by Jarweed November 29, 2009

teabagee 

People in the anti-Tea Bag movement. Specifically people who are pushing for blanket immigration amnesty and who cry out "racist" against anybody who opposes open borders.

Also includes Obama people who openly insult normal everyday Americans and accuse them of being racist because they disagree with Obama.
That Teabagee really puts out for Obama. When he's not busy teabagging for the rest of the anti-American crowd. What a teabagging shill. Thinks he's an activist.
teabagee by BudLite May 1, 2010
/ti beɪt/

a friendly discussion or debate with a person or group about the best way to make a cup of tea.
"We're having a teabate; I'm saying strong and she's saying milky."
Teabate by Matt Windle poet March 6, 2021
To, or in the process of, make baked goods while rubbing your ballsack in any of the follow; ingredients, dough, final product. I.E. To teabake. Much like to teabag someone except used in reference to baked goods or cooked foods in general.
So, I am going to be teabaking some cookies later, and I was wondering whether or not to wash my balls first?

I teabaked some cake for my ex last weekend.
TeaBake by Ichigo the hallowfied November 11, 2010
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