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ah ha tbokr time!!
tbokr by donathiefan March 27, 2012
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What happens to a persons brain when they use too much TikTok.

The brain progressively turns to mush the more TikTok is used.
Is that guy fucking dumb? No, he has a bad case of Tokrot...
Tokrot by JimmyFredrickson August 29, 2021

Tokrastination 

(toke-rast-tin-A-shun) When someone procrastinates before hitting their weed and takes forever to do so
Jay, quit talking, hit the bowl, then pass it, you have a serious tokrastination problem.
Tokrastination by B Rade September 9, 2012

thokriel 

A person that talks a lot and eats Mcdonalds
Thokriel ate her McDonalds in seconds.
thokriel by IOImAMAIOI May 14, 2018
A slutty girl that wears vaseline and/or has friends that look like guys
God have you seen her lips? What a TBorg
TBorg by K8 September 8, 2003

Tookronto 

(1) A name that is a spin-off of the city of Toronto which is the headquarters of the OVO sweatshop and where Drake "Took" Your Style,Flow,Lyrics Beat etc.

(2)A name to describe the high likeliness that in Toronto somebody will steal or you'll be "tooken" advantage of while you're in the city
Tookronto was the location where Drake stole my lyrics after I made his own reference track so I can be hired in the OVO sweatshop
Tookronto by EmJayee January 21, 2019
A horrible misspelling of Tik Tom that my idiotic and really damn short friend made
“I will block you on Tokrok”
Tokrok by Glitter.Gutzz June 27, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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