tbisc

This Bed Is So Clean!
Used by people staying at a Hampton Inn who are very excited to text their friends about the quality of their bed.

Omg, tbisc!!!

by Tng222 April 4, 2016

Tischhauser

When you give a girl a Dirty Sanchez and she snorts it up her nose and spits it all out

Ah fuck yeah. I bet she can taste the dinner I bought her after I gave her a good Tischhauser

by Woofsalot April 4, 2023

triscshits

Impossibly explosive and copious diarrhea that follows the consumption of an entire box of Triscuit, Nabisco's shredded wheat-based snack cracker.

"Man, I've been to the can five times today -- got the triscshits, and bad!"
"Yeah, that Rosemary and Olive Oil flavor will do it to ya."

by GovernorGeneral July 20, 2008

Tisc tisc

Disapproving sound made using your tongue

Tisc Tisc, what an idiot!

by controle September 2, 2011

Triscuit race

When a group of men stand in a circle and masturbate onto a Triscuit cracker placed in the middle of the circle. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the Triscuit cracker.

You should have seen the look on Tom's face when he realized he was the loser of the Triscuit race!

by bartfarkel March 14, 2008

tisch

A tisch is someone who is similar to a bitch but not nearly as hostile.

Variations on tisch include Ficticious, dish, trish, and alouicious.

That tisch drank the last fuckin beer. Can't believe that tisch threw up in my car last night. Merry Tischmas! Take that shot you damn tisch!!

by Tischthedish April 23, 2016

Triscuit Boy

A bland (usually) white boy with a personality of a wheat thin

Wow, Jake Paul and Logan Paul are Triscuit Boys.

by blissymissy September 27, 2017