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A tisch is someone who is similar to a bitch but not nearly as hostile.

Variations on tisch include Ficticious, dish, trish, and alouicious.
That tisch drank the last fuckin beer. Can't believe that tisch threw up in my car last night. Merry Tischmas! Take that shot you damn tisch!!
tisch by Tischthedish April 23, 2016
Words you can keep
World's "best" film school with a skank student body: white greta gerwig girlies who hate POCs, Bushwick archive fashion wanna-be-DJs, MCC film-wannabes, International Kids who snort a line before breakfast, chronically online vegan bitches, mfs drowning in allegations already (okay Harvey!).
Person 1: "Hey bro, you go to tisch?"
Person 2: "Nah bro, I'm not a snowflake"
Tisch by nyueats August 10, 2022

Mach Tisch

The most supreme and epic form of tisch in existence. They occur Friday nights in the mach-moadon, and consist of chulent, wizards, pizza men, penguins, cows, Canada, and occasionally Hebrew songs.

The ruach at the mach tisch is unparalleled anywhere else in the world, and it is an amazing sight to see.
Staff member #1, "Hey lets go to the staff tisch, it'll be lots of fun."
Staff member #2, "Nah, the staff tisch is nothing compared to the epic machawesomness of the mach tisch. I hear its the greatest tisch in the world."
Staff member #1, "You're right, we're mached."
Mach Tisch by mach-camp kawartha-hach September 8, 2011
An individual who plays rugby, doesn't respect people, makes fun of everyone and likes vodka. Fragile masculinity.
Girl1: hey I like this boy

*shows instagram profile and tje caption says "with someone who plays a little"

Girl2: oh hell no, he's a tincho, dump him
A really cool guy
Man, I wish I could be like timchen.
timchen by therealbromlg September 1, 2018
Argentinian slang, with similar meaning to that of Jock.
The few differences with this term fall to tinchos being rugby players with long hair, who often upload images and stories on social media in the effort of appearing to belong to a "high" Social class.

Term originated from the name "Martín" which got to be common amongst high school rugby players in Argentina.
(Tincho on an Instagram post, said Tincho and one of his rugby chums both posing for the camera, whilst both of them appear to be covered in mud. Description reads:)
-"A pic with one who doesn't play well"-
Tincho by vandal1284 January 23, 2018

Tinching 

When you shoot a flare gun through your neighbor's fucking window!
Why are you tinching?
Tinching by zimpy5656 March 7, 2023
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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