tarmit 

The act of molesting and plugging your fingers into a queers rectum (filled with peanut butter) as you shout racial and other various slurs at them as you proceed to fuck them with a severed penis

Yea I gave her the old tarmit last night

tarmit by Tarmit jones May 29, 2022

Termite

A person from your past who suddenly comes out of the woodwork the moment you experience any sort of fame, success, large influx of cash, etc.

Usually an ex, someone you had a fling with, or even someone who turned you down for a date.

"Ever since that article came out about me, I've been getting a whole bunch of Facebook messages from termites."

Termite by LionKill March 21, 2012

tarita 

Gorgeous and beautiful in every way .
Future queen wether you like it or not .
Pretty funny too

Tarita is a queen

tarita by Trtha May 10, 2018

Talahassee Tarpit 

The act of spreading nutella in the females vagina, and male proceeds to lick it clean from the vagina.

Talahassee Tarpits are great this time of year

Talahassee Tarpit by foxay111 February 17, 2015

Termite

Can be used as a pejorative for white people. Termites are typically white, pale, or clear.

"I wish one of these fools would say something stupid, like call me a moon cricket, cuz then I'll be ready to squash these Termites".

Termite by IBTAL September 28, 2019

human tarpit 

Similar to a system commonly used to delay attackers attempting to compromise your network, the human tarpit is the people equivalent. The human tarpit intentionally delays and bogs down potential intruders and renders them inefficient if not largely ineffective. The human tarpit may employ rhetoric, nonsensical, and/or circular arguments designed to consume as much time from the attacker as possible while maintaining their undivided attention and preventing them from launching more fruitful attacks.

A vendor wouldn't take "no" for an answer so I introduced them to our human tarpit.

human tarpit by grok February 18, 2013

TamiTime 

When someone chronically claims that they will “_________”(insert any action here: ie. call you back, be ready to go, arrive somewhere , finish something, start something etc) in a FEW MINUTES but in reality it wont happen until 1-2 or more hours later .

When Tami told Tino she would be ready to leave “in a few minutes” , he decided to take a nap knowing that a few minutes in “TamiTime” is minimum of an hour on a good day.

TamiTime by TnTkaBOOM August 19, 2019