ButtFace- When you BUTTDial (Accidentally call from cell) someone via FACETime. This usually results in the recipient saying Hello a few times before realizing you are clueless. Can be hillarious or disasterous depending on what they hear/see before hanging up! Note:Multiple consecutive ButtFaces can really irritate someone(ButtFaced) (ButtFacing)
by TnTkaBOOM April 12, 2018
When someone chronically claims that they will “_________”(insert any action here: ie. call you back, be ready to go, arrive somewhere , finish something, start something etc) in a FEW MINUTES but in reality it wont happen until 1-2 or more hours later .
When Tami told Tino she would be ready to leave “in a few minutes” , he decided to take a nap knowing that a few minutes in “TamiTime” is minimum of an hour on a good day.
by TnTkaBOOM August 19, 2019
It “fellonthefloor” is the ultimate response when someone in your house goes looking for THEIR piece of cheesecake or leftover steak in the fridge (that you ate when no one was looking). How can they possibly blame you for getting rid of it after it fell on the floor?
After thoroughly searching the fridge for his cheesecake, Mike called out to Teresa, “Ma...wheres my cheesecake?!” To which she cleverly replied “your cheesecake? Oh ya -it fellonthefloor !!!”
by TnTkaBOOM September 08, 2019
Someone who asks you the question; “What Are You if Your IQ is Under 25?” while playing Trivial Pursuit and, when you give the correct answer of “Idiot”, he jumps to his feet and Ironically exclaims “Nope-you are WRONG!! The answer is ‘idot’, I WIN!”
Richard realized that he would forever be known as the idiot who could not even read the word idiot, and the inspiration for the new sub-idiot category of low intelligence: the i dot.
by TnTkaBOOM September 03, 2019