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A person from your past who suddenly comes out of the woodwork the moment you experience any sort of fame, success, large influx of cash, etc.

Usually an ex, someone you had a fling with, or even someone who turned you down for a date.
"Ever since that article came out about me, I've been getting a whole bunch of Facebook messages from termites."
by LionKill February 09, 2012
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Any Girl Who Might Have The Certain Craving For "Wood"
Girl: You Want A BJ?
Guy: You Are Such A Termite
by Mateo19 February 25, 2008
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A dusty, dirty looking 2 legged creature that stands on the corner in every city in America trying to talk to every girl that walks by.
Tyiesha and Tia were walking down Garrison Blvd and the Termites were all out hounding them for a date.
by Coltiaysa July 03, 2006
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A name for a person or thing that ruins a boner or "wood". An example could be when your grinding with a fine woman in a night club, and her ripped boyfriend walks in on the acion.
Dude I was jacking off to some good porn when my little sister walked in... what a termite.
by Ronizzle June 28, 2006
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A term for rural poor / destitute people who see trees or lumber in your yard, and beg for the privilege of doing something you didn't really need done.

A non-professional sketchwad who shows up at your house and offers to cut up downed trees.

3. Unemployed laborer who drives around trying to find wood and turn it into food.
"So what happened today, Dad?"

"Oh, some termite pulled up and asked me if he could cut up that tree for $300. I told him no, so he told me this story about how he was working on a logging deck, and a load shifted and some log fell on his skull- and damn if he didn't have a big dent in his skull. So I gave him $20, and he left.
by Ihowl September 21, 2009
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Someone who is destructive by their very nature. An individual who knows no better than to cause wanton destruction, leaving gaping holes in objects & lives and a trail of smouldering wreckage wherever he goes.
1) The technical 'wizard' at my company who thinks that by hammering (almost toally) random hacks into (what can now only be referred to as) 'bespoke' software he will eventually render said software useful, user-friendly and by virtue of those factors, impressive to his colleagues. Not so, fat boy. Thanks for leaving me a fuckload of work.

2) Someone who may be likened to King Midas, but with 'Gold' replaced by 'Shit'.
by Twitchin' Meat February 19, 2004
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