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Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome 

A serious condition which has roughly a dozen sufferers world-wide. Sufferers of TPS (Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome) appear to have a buttocks (arse, bum, ass, etc) for a face. The condition only affects the exterior of the body so beneath the skin are eyes, mouth and nasel passages.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.
Ben Affleck is an obvious sufferer of Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome.
Dark hair and brown eyes generally an Asian name. Most attractive and sexy man you'll ever meet. Chick magnet, athletic, fit body, popular, some what annoying but very generous.

One day is destined to be rich and be known world wide for his talents.
You're destined to be a Taison.
taison by Daniel Richman January 27, 2015

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome 

To have buttocks where your head should be.

See south park
After Kenny's picture of his butt was placed on a milk carton, a couple with TPS came to claim him.
He is too amazing for words, very talented in every way and so compatible to be with .The ultimate PERFECT male, but not the intimidating kind; the one that all the boys want to be his friend and all the girls want to be her lady! If you know a "Trison" and he considers you his friend,consider yourself very Lucky!!!
Trison: possessing many desirable qualities.

with many if not all of these traits:

attractive.

athletic.

generous.

caring.

kind.

intelligent.

funny.

fun to be around.

hardworking.

friendly.
Trison by USA↑town July 22, 2014
The best coolest boy in the word you can’t be him so don try also he’s all these Awesome. When to use it: When you're extremely impressed with something. ...
Sweet. When to use it: When something is pleasing to you. ...
Killer. When to use it: When referring to something excellent. ...
Dope. ...
Chill. ...
Sick. ...
Bad ass. ...
Bitchin' and he’s Jesus
Kevin tried to be tarion but he could not
tarion by tarion09 April 6, 2021
unison, but in three. three people saying something at the same time.
What do you love?
(all in trison)

Girl 1: Anal sex!
Girl 2: Anal sex!
Girl 3: Anal sex!
trison by audreynoel13 September 6, 2019