Taisoning 

Saying something stupid

The boy was taisoning to his friend.

Taisoning by BrokenGuyGamer October 24, 2016

tailboning 

A sexual act comprising of a woman (without a penis or any protruding penis-like object in the genital region) thrusting her hips vigorously upon a male's tailbone so as to achieve orgasm through clitoral stimulation. Tailboning is a common pastime amongst nymphomaniacs and sexual deviants alike. Often a quick, random action, tailboners get some of the best orgasms known to man and to the Pagan gods.

Music to tailbone to: Fela Kuti, Death Grips, Charles Mingus

I was laying down and she was on top of me trying to fuck my ass with no dick. My tail bone wrecked that clit and she orgasmed for days. Tailboning gets me all the concubines.

tailboning by Fiskeleton October 15, 2015

Taioing It 

"Taioing it", it is the action within a text conversion where a individual takes large amounts of time to reply for no particular reason. Also it is required that this event is a constant throughout said text conversion or else it is not "Taioing it. Its a popular term from a cut "Seinfeld" episode but was surrounded around the answering machine. It has lately been becoming a more popular term. The episode was about a woman named Taio who did this to Jerry constantly, the episode was named "The Machine". It has been modified to fit a common tendency some people have during text converses.

Its been two hours bob, please stop taioing it.

Taioing It by SMit July 24, 2014

twisening 

When a person is actively "listening" for Twitter updates. (Normally with phone or IM notification.)

Patrick told Justin, "I'm twisening, so keep me updated!"

twisening by Justin Y. April 2, 2008

Tysoning 

it is mean some one is clumsy, forgetful, and dumb

Please stop tysoning be more careful next time.

Tysoning by Flleming February 17, 2021

Raisoning 

The sexual fantasy of licking a women's vagina for hours on end until the vagina wrinkles into a raison like texture.

Dude 1: WOW! You saw that girls body!?

Dude 2: Are you kiddin' me? Im'a be raisoning her all night!

Dude 1: Fo sho!

Raisoning by Doodlez8 November 29, 2010

Tamponing 

When you are being cock blocked by a female or anyone with a pussy

yo i cant believe you would be tamponing me when i was talking to that girl

Tamponing by The Nite Timer August 27, 2009