Load Fairy's Target Practice 

1. The most common victim of the Load fairy, used by him for honing his three key skills: speed, mass and accuracy (time elapsed between beginning of masturbation and the actual blowing of the load, actual amount of semen in entire load, and percentage of load that hit the bull's eye).
2. The person on the receiving end of a cum-shot.
3. Your mom.

1. The anonymous person drifted off to sleep perfectly, only to be awakened by the physical sensation of being the Load Fairy's Target Practice for the 2nd time that week.
2. That bitch? Yea, she's the LFTP, alright.
3. The dream your mother didn't quite aspire to by the time she turned 18, but she fulfilled it nonetheless.

Load Fairy's Target Practice by aka_Pyro June 7, 2007

Poor Man's Target Practice 

When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.

Man the other day after my girl gave me head I got some poor man's target practice in!

Poor Man's Target Practice by The Real Slim Shardy May 30, 2024

target shock 

a strategy in the game Mario Kart to use the lightning bolt, commonly known as the shock, on the player in first place and shock them over a jump that will end in the player having to be dragged out by Lakitu

G8 NOVA target shocked SaiX on Bowser's Castle 64.

target shock by Gonzalo Barrios June 3, 2016

Target Syndrome 

The phenomenon that occurs when a person walks into target knowing what to buy and leaves spending a lot more money and buying more things than expected.

I went to target to pick up a dish rack and some paper towels. I walked out with a dish rack, paper towels, sheets, comforter, barbecue grill, and a shredder. Looks like I have target syndrome.

Target Syndrome by Niqsta June 29, 2010

Target Style 

when you paint a girls ass as a target, and you run into her and wherever you ram into her, is how accurate you are.

BOY:Okay babe, i wanna try target style

GIRL: Ill go get the paint....

LATER

GIRL: AHHHH WRONG HOLE!

Target Style by BMP820 September 23, 2011

Single target sexuality 

A type of sexuality where one person being so deep in love or obsession can only be attracted to/aroused by a single person not even other men, or, for that matter, women. Not even porn can do it for them, unless his/ her lover is in the porn. If the lover changes gender, he/she will still be hot for them.

Sometimes it gets to the point where he/she becomes a Stalker with a Crush or something similar.

He has a single target sexuality. He a total yuna-sexual

Single target sexuality by Theamazinggeek May 27, 2018

Target snake 

(pronounced tarjhey snake)

one who slithers through target picking up anything in sight with bright colors, and then shedding 75% of the items at the register into a cart strategically placed to block all paths of other exiting customers

Who left this cart here? What a target snake....oooo a green can opener and matching pencil sharpener..

Target snake by Analogue August 26, 2005