targed
when you cum in your stepsis and your dad walks in at the same time and sees you coming in your sister and joins
targed by Kai mcgregor January 19, 2021
The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
'Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.' - Sheev Palpatine
The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise by Sheev October 17, 2017
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The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Me: Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
My Friends (annoyed): Yes for the hundredth time, STOP!
Me( From memory): Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
My Friends (annoyed): Yes for the hundredth time, STOP!
Me( From memory): Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise by HulkSmashLoki February 28, 2019
I write sins not tragedies
To this day the only song in all of history that has ever succeeded in getting thousands of people to scream ‘whore’ in perfect harmony.
Brendon Urie during I write sins not tragedies: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
The entire world: "WHORE!"
The entire world: "WHORE!"
I write sins not tragedies by Allie Waters-Statan January 23, 2019
Targer
Someone who is loud, obnoxious and confrontational; especially a woman.
Irish slang. Especially in Dublin.
Irish slang. Especially in Dublin.
-Have you asked Fiona to stop stealing your lunch?
-Not yet. I'm a little afraid of her. She's an awful targer.
-Not yet. I'm a little afraid of her. She's an awful targer.
Targer by MasterJackeen January 25, 2014
dick target
is a moustache-goatee combination, the two having to be linked together in order to give the appearance of the mouth being the bullseye, the actual target for the dick.
I saw the Rockies beat the Padres last night, and man I haven't seen such a vast array of dick targets since my last visit to the Castro district.
dick target by gnard the gnome October 17, 2007
Yuri Tarded
Yuri is a name but people mostly use it to assert dominance or eliminate targets. It means that you are mentally challenged.
Sam:"Say hi to Yuri for me"
Billy:"Who is Yuri?"
Sam:"Yuri Tarded"
Billy:*dies*
Sam: Proceeds to default dance
Billy:"Who is Yuri?"
Sam:"Yuri Tarded"
Billy:*dies*
Sam: Proceeds to default dance
Yuri Tarded by OldTR October 24, 2019