taoson 

fairy-like douche who sings silly

taoson: i love to chat online naked.

taoson by haha_pwned September 9, 2009

Airman Ga Taosenai 

Airman Ga Taosenai (エアーマンが倒せない Eāman ga Taosenai - "Cannot Defeat Airman") is a Japanese song that became an Internet Meme in Japan. The song is by Team.Nekokan, and depicts a man that initially cannot pass the Heat Man stage in Mega Man 2 because he keeps falling into the lava underneath the disappearing blocks. He says that if he had the Jet Sled, otherwise known as Item 2, he could easily get by just by flying across. However to do this he must defeat Airman, in which to his dismay, he cannot defeat. He says he cannot dodge the tornadoes that Airman fires, and He also says that he jumps behind him and fire repeatedly, but the wind pushes him back regardless. He also attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but again against a tornado it is "meaningless". He says that Airman would be "a breeze to defeat" if he had the Leaf Shield which you acquire after beating Woodman, however he cannot beat Woodman either. He says that he cannot dodge the falling leaves, and he jumps back to avoid him, but despite that Woodman always closes the distance. Once again he attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but he still cannot avoid his jump. During the times when he is going through the stages, he uses up all of his E-Tanks, meaning he can't use them in the boss fight. To this he responds that next time, he will only use the E-Tank at the very last moment.

From Airman Ga Taosenai:

Japanese:"AITEMU ni gou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo nankai yattemo nankai yattemo EEAMAN ga taosenai yo"

English:"If I had Item-2 I could easily reach the other side but...no matter what, however many times I try...I cannot defeat Airman!"

Airman Ga Taosenai by Huuballawick November 3, 2012

Taoseño 

A person from Taos, New Mexico.

Also a restaurant in Taos, New Mexico, serving traditional New Mexican food.

Don't you know, homes? Soy Taoseño por vida.

Eee, bro, I'm all hungry. I'm gonna go eat a stuffed sopaipilla at El Taoseño.

Taoseño by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome 

A serious condition which has roughly a dozen sufferers world-wide. Sufferers of TPS (Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome) appear to have a buttocks (arse, bum, ass, etc) for a face. The condition only affects the exterior of the body so beneath the skin are eyes, mouth and nasel passages.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.

Ben Affleck is an obvious sufferer of Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome.

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome by Radicalairhead February 20, 2009

taison 

Dark hair and brown eyes generally an Asian name. Most attractive and sexy man you'll ever meet. Chick magnet, athletic, fit body, popular, some what annoying but very generous.

One day is destined to be rich and be known world wide for his talents.

You're destined to be a Taison.

taison by Daniel Richman January 27, 2015

Tayson 

Tayson is the most wonderful person you'll ever meet. He is kind, generous, and so pretty but he's also very humble. He makes your life a million times better and only wants to make you happy.

"BRO TAYSON IS SO PRETTYYYY"

Tayson by Shrek is the mannn December 23, 2020

taosing 

(v): the act of entertaining oneself in a small, small town.

I was just taosing around pensacola, what are you up to?

taosing by Connor 2.0 May 21, 2006