talloid 

A really tall person who doesn't look like they (should be)/(are) tall usually because of their width or someone who looks like they are taller than they actually are just because of their skinniness.

Person 1: Who is Habeeb?
Person 2: He is the tall one.
Person 1: Are you sure you are not referring to the talloid? because there isn't any tall one.
Person 1: No; No, you are correct; I was referring to the talloid.

talloid by NeoCelt January 16, 2024

Tabloid Junkie 

Someone who believes anything from the Tabloids, even believing the stupidest of rumors without any proof. People like this usually have a low IQ, and can't think for themselves.

Just because you read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
- Michael Jackson, Tabloid Junkie

Tabloid Junkie by R.P.O'ed December 17, 2008

Tabloid Baby

1. A television producer who got his or her start on one of the tabloid television shows.

2. A baby squirted out by a celebutard like a Kardashian.

3. The book about tabloid television.

"That tabloid baby is so ugly she must've come from Khloe and Lamar."

Tabloid Baby by Tabloid Baby January 14, 2012

tabloid tv 

tabloid tv is worthless, senseless and un-interesteing tv aired by commercial tv networks, hell bent on dumbing down the population with their mindless programmes about things such as which celebrity is sleeping with who and magical cures for hair re-growth.

tabloid tv is utter trash and is enjoyed by people who think paris hilton is a fine role model and and those who enjoy watching 'news' reports about panda bears having babies.

"anything on the tube tonight man?"

"nah, just a whole bunch of shitty tabloid tv. i tell you what, if i see one more show about cosmetic surgery i'll spew."

tabloid tv by The Real IzzleMann February 19, 2009

tabloid 

A magazine full of gossip and made up stories, usually written by bums who can't get a job at a normal magazine industry.

The tabloid's said that martians were coming! Run!

tabloid by Sam Kessenich May 18, 2006

talkloid 

(usually) a shitpost video that uses vocaloid and/or various other vocal synth software, such as utau, synthv, cevio, etc, either to reflect the op's headcanons of a character, or to tell a really bad, unoriginal, unfunny joke. sometimes both.

common talkloid tropes include: specifically these vocaloids: fukase, vflower, oliver, and utatane piko (frequently referred to in the fandom as 'the meme squad'), 2016 humor, having a png of the characters float across the screen over a white background, using voices way above their recommended range, having vocaloids scream/growl at the end of videos because 'lol so random xD', hatsune miku being a bitch, and pretty much just everyone being a bitch.

person a: *walks into room* whatchu watchin bro
person b: just a talkloid! they're very entertaining and they give me more braincells!
person a: goodbye.

talkloid by 12112112111 July 16, 2022

walking tabloid 

Someone who spends all his time making up fake stories about his ex because he wants people to feel sorry for him.

He is a walking tabloid and the only people that will listen to his made up stories about her are the gutter trash losers that subscribe to him.

walking tabloid by LaDeena July 4, 2009