talkloid 

(usually) a shitpost video that uses vocaloid and/or various other vocal synth software, such as utau, synthv, cevio, etc, either to reflect the op's headcanons of a character, or to tell a really bad, unoriginal, unfunny joke. sometimes both.

common talkloid tropes include: specifically these vocaloids: fukase, vflower, oliver, and utatane piko (frequently referred to in the fandom as 'the meme squad'), 2016 humor, having a png of the characters float across the screen over a white background, using voices way above their recommended range, having vocaloids scream/growl at the end of videos because 'lol so random xD', hatsune miku being a bitch, and pretty much just everyone being a bitch.

person a: *walks into room* whatchu watchin bro
person b: just a talkloid! they're very entertaining and they give me more braincells!
person a: goodbye.

talkloid by 12112112111 July 16, 2022

talloid 

A really tall person who doesn't look like they (should be)/(are) tall usually because of their width or someone who looks like they are taller than they actually are just because of their skinniness.

Person 1: Who is Habeeb?
Person 2: He is the tall one.
Person 1: Are you sure you are not referring to the talloid? because there isn't any tall one.
Person 1: No; No, you are correct; I was referring to the talloid.

talloid by NeoCelt January 16, 2024