tajal
Big Labrador energy! Very loyal, but hates spinach. Is a hermit but a good postman. The best nude artist i know. Her lucky number is three as she loves threesomes!
tajal by Sexyfishlady March 21, 2022
Words you can keep
tamalavelocity
tamalavelocity by HoratioGarfunkel September 15, 2006
Tajah
Tajah is beautiful and loves to sleep. Tajah doesn't give a fuck about anybody say about her because she knows that bitches will never touch her. Tajah is funny, kind, goofy and caring and always tries to be there for the people she loves. She Is also spoiled asf but she is very grateful for everything she has.
Taja
Is a very hot, pretty and intelligent girl. She is very caring, loyal and honest. She has an amazing body and is literally an angel. She loves alcohol and likes parties, but is still an hardworking person and reach always her goal. Everyone likes her, she also is very creative and has mostly a funny or sarcastic humor. Taja’s are like Tanzanite, one of the rarest gemstones jewels on the world. They are very precious and if you find one of them don’t let them go.
Person 1: Who is this? damn
Person 2: This is Taja, she looks like she is from another planet right!? And she is very funny, you will like her!
Person 2: This is Taja, she looks like she is from another planet right!? And she is very funny, you will like her!
Taja by corbin2772_ June 3, 2020
sizzling hot tamale
This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
sizzling hot tamale by men's floor routine fan #1 August 11, 2012
Takalani
The sweetest girl ever, she's also really funny and has the biggest heart but a little bit of an attitude
person 1: why did Takalani leave the popular table to sit with the one guy without friends
person 2: because she's Takalani
person 2: because she's Takalani
Takalani by yourbitchlakelyn July 29, 2020
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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