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tamalavelocity 

The speed at which a friction burn from masturbation occurs.
Guy 1: Why are you walking funny?
Guy 2: Last night I accidentally achieved tamalavelocity.
tamalavelocity by HoratioGarfunkel September 15, 2006
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tajal tajala Tajalal Tajaleah Tajali tajallah Tajalynn tagalong Taja Talal
Tajah is beautiful and loves to sleep. Tajah doesn't give a fuck about anybody say about her because she knows that bitches will never touch her. Tajah is funny, kind, goofy and caring and always tries to be there for the people she loves. She Is also spoiled asf but she is very grateful for everything she has.
Damn Tajah bad asf 😏
Tajah by Baddie91 March 13, 2017
Is a very hot, pretty and intelligent girl. She is very caring, loyal and honest. She has an amazing body and is literally an angel. She loves alcohol and likes parties, but is still an hardworking person and reach always her goal. Everyone likes her, she also is very creative and has mostly a funny or sarcastic humor. Taja’s are like Tanzanite, one of the rarest gemstones jewels on the world. They are very precious and if you find one of them don’t let them go.
Person 1: Who is this? damn
Person 2: This is Taja, she looks like she is from another planet right!? And she is very funny, you will like her!
Taja by corbin2772_ June 3, 2020
Tajah is a pretty quiet person. She doesn't take shit from nobody. She isnt the most popular person, but she cute af guys tend to go for her but she rejects them all, People tend to take advantage of her because of her personality. But be warned she will beat dat ass.
Tajah is picky af :}
Tajah by Uzomaru April 15, 2020

sizzling hot tamale 

This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.

You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"

"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"

"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"

"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."

Takalani 

The sweetest girl ever, she's also really funny and has the biggest heart but a little bit of an attitude
person 1: why did Takalani leave the popular table to sit with the one guy without friends

person 2: because she's Takalani
Takalani by yourbitchlakelyn July 29, 2020