It's an easy task to accomplish. take some hair buzzers and shaved your chest and then go all the way down to your pubes, then wrap back around the taint and asshole area. You have to clean the trimmers with bleach when your done, and walk around with sharp hairs for a day or so, but it's all worth it my friend. NO MORE DINGLES... I feel wonderful and look even better!
When you are going on a date and you simply have to get ready, so you shower, brush your teeth and taintshave.
A vocation involving taint stimulation, sometimes in reference to a person or persons who truly work the taint for profit. Otherwise used slanderously to apply to underhanded individuals of low persuasion.
Horatio-
"TrulyWilliam, Alexander is a taintist of the highest order, for he fucked my mother, repeatedly."
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.