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Taintch is that very annoying itch that seems to bury itself deep in the middle of one's taint. A Taintch cannot be alleviated by mere rubbing or position change, a hands-in-pants scrub is required. Taintch is usually accompanied by fumunda cheese, swamp ass, and / or unkempt pubes.
After doing some deep knee bends at the gym, I got the worst Taintch ever. I had to jump on a stationary bike and grind it away.

Don't touch me with your Taintch fingers.
taintch by Sir Shartsalot July 1, 2014
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Taintch Fingers 

The cheesy, poo smell that sticks to your entire hand for far too long after taking care of a Taintch.
Puh lease wash those Taintch Fingers.

I purposefully shook my exes hand with my Taintch Fingers.

taintcicles 

when it's so cold out, you have icicles hanging from your taint
-Dude, your heat is broken during the polar vortex?
-Yeah, I fell asleep naked and woke up with taintcicles
taintcicles by thatlittlerascal January 30, 2014

taintache 

A continuous or throbbing pain or dull ache in the perineum.
I did a double century ride this weekend, and my taintache is so bad I can barely sit down...
taintache by ryanwoodsmall October 4, 2006

taintcord 

The taintcord is a thin line almost vien like skin that comes from the taint and parts a mans nut sack running all the way up the bottom of his cock.
I have a ingrown hair right on my taintcord.
taintcord by Josey Wells May 3, 2018

taintaholic 

Taint, meaning the spot between ones genitals and ass hole.

Taintaholic, meaning someone addicted to the spot between ones genitals and ass hole.
Cindy is such a taintaholic. She needs to goto rehab. All she does is lick the taint. She's addicted.
portmanteau of "taint" and "pinch", meaning a small or minuscule amount. AAVE/Southern American in origin.
"Can you dash just a tainch of cayenne pepper in this roux? It's too bland."
tainch by Harlot O'Hara September 10, 2011
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