taintache

A continuous or throbbing pain or dull ache in the perineum.

I did a double century ride this weekend, and my taintache is so bad I can barely sit down...

by ryanwoodsmall October 4, 2006

Tanachè

The warm place between a woman's thighs, often referred to as a vagina.

As a lesbian I am prone to a bit of tanachè tickling.

by EDUCATETHEMASSES December 30, 2016

taintopheliac

An individual obsessed with the region between the ass and sex organ. This individual will ignore the "real" goodies and direct there attention to that region. This often causes "blue balls" and several other neglect-related disorders.

Your so liberal, you remind me of a trenchcoat wearing, lamb fucking, taintopheliac!

by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009

taintaholic

Taint, meaning the spot between ones genitals and ass hole.

Taintaholic, meaning someone addicted to the spot between ones genitals and ass hole.

Cindy is such a taintaholic. She needs to goto rehab. All she does is lick the taint. She's addicted.

by ButchMagnum WatertownNY November 16, 2004

tainticles

the sasquatchuan hairs that protrude from the taint area, often catching fresh dingleberries

My tainticles trap dingleberries like a venus flytrap.

by Junior November 26, 2004

Taintstache

1. Having a moustache that resembles a taint.

2. Having a taint that resembles a moustache.

1.

Dude 1: Why do you have a taint on your face?
Dude 2: Shut up.

2.
Carl: Hey man, what's up?
Steve: Let me see that taint I've heard so much about!
Carl: I don't know...
Steve: I'm gonna see that taint one way or another, so you better just pull down your pants before i make you. Understand?

Carl apprehensively pulls down his pants infront of Steve.

Steve (smiling): Ooooh yeah... now thats a good taint.

Steve leans in for a closer look.

Steve: Hey, that kinda looks like a taintstache.

by yourecievethehole7 August 6, 2009

taintch

Taintch is that very annoying itch that seems to bury itself deep in the middle of one's taint. A Taintch cannot be alleviated by mere rubbing or position change, a hands-in-pants scrub is required. Taintch is usually accompanied by fumunda cheese, swamp ass, and / or unkempt pubes.

After doing some deep knee bends at the gym, I got the worst Taintch ever. I had to jump on a stationary bike and grind it away.

Don't touch me with your Taintch fingers.

by Sir Shartsalot July 1, 2014