taintache

A continuous or throbbing pain or dull ache in the perineum.

I did a double century ride this weekend, and my taintache is so bad I can barely sit down...

by ryanwoodsmall October 04, 2006

fudge dragon

a painful defecation

"All that Mexican food was a bad idea. This fudge dragon is breathin' fire..."

by ryanwoodsmall October 12, 2006