2 definitions by ryanwoodsmall

Top Definition
a painful defecation
"All that Mexican food was a bad idea. This fudge dragon is breathin' fire..."
by ryanwoodsmall October 11, 2006
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A continuous or throbbing pain or dull ache in the perineum.
I did a double century ride this weekend, and my taintache is so bad I can barely sit down...
by ryanwoodsmall October 04, 2006
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