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taint to taint 

When two homosexual male bottoms both lift up their balls, spread their legs apart and push their taints together and grind on each other until they ejaculate.
When Jonathan and Joey were roommates on a work trip, they got naked and were taint to taint until they fell asleep.
taint to taint by LittleRoman March 9, 2019
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Tip-to-Taint 

Tip To Taint

The measure of complete blow job success by way of complete inhalation of the entire throbbing male member.

I wasn’t quite sure she could handle it but I was pleasantly surprised when she took me tip to taint last night.

She was teasing my banjo string for a bit and the next thing I know she was going tip to taint like a fat kid eating candy.
Tip-to-Taint by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Verb-Taint.

The taint(n) is the area between ball sack and asshole. The verb "to taint" comes from the act of placing an object on the "taint" area and rubbing it. This act will cause the object to smell and/or taste like the Taint.
I totally wanted to taint his breakfast this morning after he was a total dick to me last nite.
To Taint by domi johnny April 13, 2010

tip-to-taint 

A phrase to capture the complete fullness of a total uninhibited, unabashed male erection, brought about not merely by the visual image of a sexy woman, but by her inner beauty and the deep attraction created by long distance written communication that has resulted in a deep mental connection that touches a man's inner core so intensely that his fantasies exceed his wildest imagination. The erection is felt as exceeding pressure, as though about to burst through the skin at both the tip of the penis as well as the base at the taint--the fullest erection possible in a male.
Your words are so seductive--the way you respond to me, receive and accept me so completely, and stir in me these driving fantasies that anything is possible between us and more! You've touched me so deeply and I'm so helplessly and inetensely attracted to you as I've never been to anyone before. Damn, girl, you've got me bursting erect, tip-to-taint!
tip-to-taint by jauntyone August 4, 2010

Tip to Taint

Defines the ultimate goal of any girl where her intent is to engulf your entire member in a near scandalous blow job.
Holly shit is Sally good; she took me tip to taint until I could feel her bottom lip on my asshole.
Tip to Taint by Angus McCracken March 26, 2020
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