The taint(n) is the area between ball sack and asshole. The verb "to taint" comes from the act of placing an object on the "taint" area and rubbing it. This act will cause the object to smell and/or taste like the Taint.
I totally wanted to taint his breakfast this morning after he was a total dick to me last nite.
by domi johnny April 13, 2010
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A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.
Dude, did you see Taint On Taint last night? It rocked my chode off.
by sImon mIlligan July 15, 2008
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The combination of sweat, toilet paper, poo and pubic hairs that build up on the area between the anus and bottomo of the vagina or scrotum. Hence, "tainted taint."
He went down to eat her pussy and abruptly turned back when he found she had "tainted taint."
by Jarhead82 November 21, 2015
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A.k.a. chad or perineum. The region between genitals and arsehole.

Taint gets its name from the sentence: It ain't pussy, it ain't arse.

i.e. 'taint pussy, 'taint arse.
Q: What on earth is a taint?
A: The perineum.
Q: Huh?
A: The chad!
by Chane. February 01, 2020
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The scientifically/anatomically correct word for taint is perineum.
by Ace Ball October 18, 2018
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