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Located in Mapley Valley WA, It's the most expensive upper class, white highschool in the state, lt has is three stories tall, and all of them represent a literal descent into hell. By that, I mean the 3rd floor is all Mormans and kids named kyle. 2nd floor is filled with the best definition of "normal" there is, and the first is all filled with junkies and e-girls along with a bathroom that makes gas station bathrooms look appetizing. Literal prostitution and drugs are common to such an extent to where nobody cares, and it all comes from their parent's credit cards that they treat with such little care. It also happens to be the only place in the state where the white kids pretend to be black, and the black kids pretend to be white. These are also the kids who think that whoever is the biggest douche can get their pick of highschool relationships. The female population is mostly made up of edgy white girls named Noelle or Hailey, who nine times out of ten have been railed by the football team in the world's most fetid bathrooms. Besides being placed in the most boring town on this side of the hemisphere. The school puts all of its money who knows what, and can't even afford to set up a decent homecoming were pallets of ax body spray are more common than a damn bowl of fruit bunch. The theatre kids are annoying, and the band kids are even worse. But in the end, it's just another suburban high school.
"Bro, do you go to Tahoma?"
"Yeah, it's the worst"
Tahoma by Josephi June 18, 2020
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Tahoma (Body) 

A font utilized primarily for educational slides in the field of chemistry. Often used under size 32. Tahoma (Body) is often accompanied by poor teaching technique and cumbersome worksheets.

Can also be used as an explanation of sore eyes, drowsiness, and in most cases confusion.
That Tahoma (Body) got the best of me today in chem class.
Tahoma (Body) by Dynamic duo June 5, 2013
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When looking at anything that is too amazing for words like a priceless piece of art or the most beautiful landscape you have ever seen you would say, "Oh my goodness that is the most Tahora thing I have ever seen!!"
tahora by seancbutler August 6, 2017
Beautiful caring friend that gives food and u cam count on and trust
Tahja brought me food today💞
Tahja by Alway5 June 6, 2018
a 5'1 black girl who has an attitude but also has a nice side to her. she enjoys hanging out with her friends and writing poetry. she secretly has insecuritys but ull almost never see them. shes beautiful in and out but always thinks down on herself.she likes guys that secretly like her back but wont ever say so. soon she will be very successful in her career and have a big name.
tahja
tahja by liz lizzy February 5, 2010
Tahjaias are goofy asf. And they always have a bestfriend named Ciara
Whos that with Tahjaia? Must be Ciara
tahjaia by assfattttt July 31, 2019