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Next Evolution Tacticians 

"Next Level" Airsofters that are actually just mediocre. They all call themselves "Tacticians" when in actuality they play Airsoft which is a game with toy guns and involves little to no Tactical knowledge at all.

Airsoft is a game that they treat like military, but are laughed at by nearly all the other Airsoft Teams on the East Coast.

They are also toxic to the community and put themselves before others by thinking they are better than other teams and players. This is why almost every video of theirs on YT has more dislikes than likes.

An absolute joke of a team led by an ex con and his douche bearded know-it-all butt buddy
Person A: "The Next Evolution Tacticians stole there name from a team up in Maine. They can't even make THAT original"
Person B: "Facts..."

Tacticactus 

When you shave your cock hair to a stubble and surprise your male partner with it during anal sex.
Male Lover: "OW! What are you sticking in my ass??"
You: "TACTICACTUS, BITCH!"
Tacticactus by Magola June 30, 2022

tacticuck 

Someone who belives anything som guy in a tight t shirt tells them about guns and politics simply because he has a gotee and tattoos and claims to be an expert.
What a tacticuck, that james yeager, he doesnt know anything about guns or politics he also probally apendix carries.
tacticuck by Jtac88 October 12, 2017

Tacticock 

Tacticock:
When you duct tape a laser pointer or maglite (mini) for some to your dick.
It was so dark in the bedroom I had to turn on my tacticock to find my clothes.

Its also what happens when you reach a whole new level of tacti-cool and don't have anything else to mount a light or laser to.
Tacticock by Igotnuthing March 31, 2022

Tacticiously 

adjective
1. An act by anyone planned tactically to destroy the other.
How does it feel now when I've tacticiously cut you out of your future earnings?
Tacticiously by asteinman September 5, 2014

shonky gift tactician 

giver of useless articles described as "gifts".usually old crap that they no longer want themselves.see also (Gimblett)
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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