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Tacticactus 

When you shave your cock hair to a stubble and surprise your male partner with it during anal sex.
Male Lover: "OW! What are you sticking in my ass??"
You: "TACTICACTUS, BITCH!"
Tacticactus by Magola June 30, 2022
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An overly zealous, twenty-something gun owner who wears nothing but tactical pants and nipple-revealing tight t-shirts. Tacticunts are irrationally arrogant about their knowledge of firearms and often make silly, malfunction-inducing modifications to their firearms.
I don't feel like going to the range today, there will be too many Tacticunts there with their stupid ZEV Glocks.
tacticunt by Chikinhammr January 17, 2017

tacticum 

Tacticum, expanded to "Tactical Cum", refers to the action of orgasming prior to attending a social event or situation in order to gain a tactical advantage, such as by feeling less sexually aroused by the opposite (or same) gender, thereby enabling oneself to sustain composure in the presence of provocative behavior.
"Boys, Jess is having a party tomorrow night and there's gonna be a lot of hot chicks." "Nah man, I can't go I've got a girlfriend." "Don't sweat it, just do a tacticum and meet us at 6." "Alright fair enough I'll come."
tacticum by CountryHighway January 10, 2021

tacticular 

Tacticular - A being who is infinitely gay.


As opposed to straight.
Look at ole' Tacticular over there. I bet him and Tulli ALL UP INS.

iWhen I die, burrah me in Wayne Countay High.
tacticular by Kyle Crews September 20, 2004

Tacti-Cuck 

-Abbreviation of Tactical Cuckold, someone who like to see others do all the military work.
-A wanna-be BroVet that walks, talks, and acts like a combat Veteran, yet has never served in Combat Arms or even the military.
-Evolution of Tacti-Fag for the enlightened age since LGBTQ shooters have been slaying bodies since before the Spartans oiled up each other at Thermopile.
Don't be a Tacti-Cuck, your operator hat and Cry Precision won't make up for your lack trigger time.

Him: "Slay bodies!" or "Sheep Dog" or _________

You: "Get back to your keyboard and Gucci guns you Tacti-Cuck fuck."
Tacti-Cuck by EBS Inc. November 7, 2018

Tacticock 

Tacticock:
When you duct tape a laser pointer or maglite (mini) for some to your dick.
It was so dark in the bedroom I had to turn on my tacticock to find my clothes.

Its also what happens when you reach a whole new level of tacti-cool and don't have anything else to mount a light or laser to.
Tacticock by Igotnuthing March 31, 2022