Tacticock 

Tacticock:
When you duct tape a laser pointer or maglite (mini) for some to your dick.

It was so dark in the bedroom I had to turn on my tacticock to find my clothes.

Its also what happens when you reach a whole new level of tacti-cool and don't have anything else to mount a light or laser to.

Tacticock by Igotnuthing March 31, 2022

tacticool 

1.) A derisive term for cheap knockoff versions of real, high-end tactical firearm accessories such as red dot sights, holosights, flashlights, lasers and scopes. Such accessories are highly popular with Airsoft players, since they look cool, cost much less and don't need to be reliable enough for them to actually stake their lives on. A few morons put them on real guns though, which usually results in the cheaply made devices being destroyed by recoil.

2.) A derisive term for the use of an excessive quantity of tactical firearm accessories whether they are real or not.

1a.) The Airsoft player bought a fake EOTech holosight to make his airsoft gun look tacticool. He tried putting it on a real AK-47 later, and the recoil shattered the lens.

1b.) My Aimpoint Comp M2 isn't tacticool. It's the exact same red dot sight as the U.S. Army uses, and can survive an incredible amount of abuse.

2.) The three lasers, four flashlights, scope and two red dot sights on the AR-15 were very tacticool. A real soldier wouldn't put half that much crap on his rifle even if he could.

tacticool by agentsteve592 October 31, 2010

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Tacticool 

A portmanteau of "tactical" and "cool". Describes equipment, clothing, or cars that evokes a military aesthetic (e.g. being all black or camo, having straps, velcro patches, tactical rails, an "angry face" or huge tires for cars, combat boots in general). Tacticool things are usually used by people who think they're the main character or would have any chance in a real fight, or are just misanthropic in general and want to feel safe from like. trans people or whatever.

Wannabe vigilantes buy tacticool cars that are extremely dangerous to pedestrians

Tacticool by barelyevening July 22, 2022

Tacticactus 

When you shave your cock hair to a stubble and surprise your male partner with it during anal sex.

Male Lover: "OW! What are you sticking in my ass??"
You: "TACTICACTUS, BITCH!"

Tacticactus by Magola June 30, 2022

Tacticool 

Derived from the word "Tactical".

1. Descriptive word for equipment or clothing that does not have any tactical purpose; but looks cool.
2. A person who is a city dweller; but wishes to look like an warrior or as if they are/were in the armed forces.
3. Appearance that mimics military or martial arts.

Hummer H2 is a very tacticool SUV.

Tacticool by Lars from Mars September 5, 2004

Torticockis 

Toricockis is similar to torticollis, where the neck is tilted to one side while the chin is turned toward the other, however the difference lies in how you got it. Torticockis is caused by an awkwardly angled blow job performed with poor body mechanics and a malpositioned mouth. This is usually associated with fatigue and/or laziness on the part of the "blower". Disclaimer: No fault or blame should be assigned to the receiver of the blow job (the blowee) as studies have shown that his role was not statistically significant and is considered to be purely passive up until climax. Climax does not require a large amount of time, so it would not be a huge factor in the causation of torticockis.

"Looks like you've got torticockis. I bet he really enjoyed last night."

Torticockis by Aish1217 November 27, 2012