tablesuck

to suck or lick something up from a table. Usually alcohol.

If you spill people around should start yelling tablesuck!

M: spills

N: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
B: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK
H: TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK, TABLESUCK

by Satan I Gatan October 7, 2011

Tablescrapping

To have low-to no standards. To take whatever you can get

Man, Frank is so down and out. Did you see the girls he's been with the past few months? Low end stuff, he's really tablescrapping

by DirtyFrank27 December 22, 2008

tablefucker

somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too

trainee martinez is a tablefucker... he just got up and tablefucked 3 tables

by dirtbag airman May 8, 2008

Tubesucker

Someone who sucks cocks. Another word for cocksucker.

That new dude in the office is such a tubesucker.

by Ravennaman July 8, 2017

tablefucker

somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too

trainee martinez is a tablefucker... he just got up and tablefucked 3 tables

by dirtbag airman May 8, 2008

tablescraps

A lady that your friend or acquaintance has hooked up with and you hook up with it afterwards

Ah man, you definately don't want any of that diseased dudes tablescraps!!!!

by Whiskey Dick July 30, 2003

tablejacking

making an unwarranted advance on somebody else's table, and camping there until closing time (or until you pay them to leave). similar to carjacking, but it involves more beer.

we were just chilling at a table in the bar, when out of nowhere some unchoice LA chicks tablejacked us. had to pay the uglier one 10 bucks just to get them to leave. we were victims of a tablejacking.

by bri_man82 February 23, 2008