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timesucker 

a person, place or thing that wastes your time without your permission.
"don't answer your phone when he calls, he is a total timesucker."
"she im'd me at midnight and i couldn't get her off. what a timesucker."

timesucker by palexs May 17, 2007

toesucker 

Someone who finds tremendous satisfaction in sucking someones toes, seen as an odd fetish, makes the toesucker the target of numerous insults
Peter: hey Alex I heard you sucked Emmas toes on the weekend, you sick fucking toesucker
toesucker by Padre March 14, 2008

ToeSucker69 

A dude who loves to suck some good ol toes
"You suck toes," toesucker69 responds, "you know it"
ToeSucker69 by xToeSucker69x March 6, 2018

Tubefucker

Tubefucker is an individual to be met in almost every discussion on Youtube. It usually seems to be a poor, impotent,completely illiterate, dick-sucking patriosexual (of any nationality) without even the slightest trace of life and should be treated as such. Because of the facts mentioned, he/she loves to waste months and months sitting in front of his/her computer, typing moronic comments about other peoples' countries, their foreign policies, religion, general beliefs, colour of skin or anything at all. These inferior creatures seem to be heavily turned on by anything, that's not explicitly licking ass of their own country, race, belief, religion, sexual orientation et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum. In coping with such individuals, pay extreme caution, for tubefuckers appear to be the vast majority of Youtube users, because their comments are usually heavily thumb-upped or thumb-downed (in order of hundreds of votes). Another reason for being cautious when running into a tubefucker is their nature itself. Inferiority complex in these persons is extremely strong, so almost anything you can possibly say out loud will enrage them to the highest degree.
It should be noted, that just one tubefucker in discussion is capable of forcing author of the clip in question to disabling of comments.
Tubefucker: "yoo.... Go China..... shit up that US ass..... for god sake US must be eliminated.... US govenrment love peace??? eat my ass..... create more hi tech weapons and make US fear more China.... "
Tubefucker by Philip J. Fry June 15, 2008

Toesucker 

Someone who kisses ass but actually hates you and talks shit behind your back but is too scared to admit it and admit the things they have said behind your back, and continues to suck up and be fake.Like she will literally suck your toe to remain your crienx and embaress herself rather than stand up and admit she talk shit and dont like you.afraid.scarred.kiss ass.
" That girl Gina , she so fake she is such a (toesucker) always talking shit then can never admit it and literally kisses my ass when i confront her "
Toesucker by KookiMunzter January 11, 2020

Toesucker 

My man Joe Dann love to suckle toes like the sorry toesucker he is
Toesucker by Chazzers0999 June 19, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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