tablefucker
somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too
tablefucker by dirtbag airman May 8, 2008
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tablefucker
somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too
tablefucker by dirtbag airman May 8, 2008
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tablefucked
In military basic training, when someone who sat down after you gets up before you, causing you drill sergeant/drill instructor/training instructor to yell at you to get out of the chow hall.
tablefucked by ViviWannabe December 5, 2009
TableFuck
Noun- A Female who one meets at a party (drunk of course) and is to ugly to bring back to sex in the bed, therefore something like a table or car will do.
Examples
Drunken College Male 1- Dude do you think that girl is hot enough to take home?
Drunken College Male 2- Nah dude, just a "TableFuck"
Drunken College Male 1- Dude do you think that girl is hot enough to take home?
Drunken College Male 2- Nah dude, just a "TableFuck"
TableFuck by King of illy December 11, 2009
table fucker
table fucker by beautifulstranger January 13, 2006
Tubefucker
Tubefucker is an individual to be met in almost every discussion on Youtube. It usually seems to be a poor, impotent,completely illiterate, dick-sucking patriosexual (of any nationality) without even the slightest trace of life and should be treated as such. Because of the facts mentioned, he/she loves to waste months and months sitting in front of his/her computer, typing moronic comments about other peoples' countries, their foreign policies, religion, general beliefs, colour of skin or anything at all. These inferior creatures seem to be heavily turned on by anything, that's not explicitly licking ass of their own country, race, belief, religion, sexual orientation et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum. In coping with such individuals, pay extreme caution, for tubefuckers appear to be the vast majority of Youtube users, because their comments are usually heavily thumb-upped or thumb-downed (in order of hundreds of votes). Another reason for being cautious when running into a tubefucker is their nature itself. Inferiority complex in these persons is extremely strong, so almost anything you can possibly say out loud will enrage them to the highest degree.
It should be noted, that just one tubefucker in discussion is capable of forcing author of the clip in question to disabling of comments.
It should be noted, that just one tubefucker in discussion is capable of forcing author of the clip in question to disabling of comments.
Tubefucker: "yoo.... Go China..... shit up that US ass..... for god sake US must be eliminated.... US govenrment love peace??? eat my ass..... create more hi tech weapons and make US fear more China.... "
Tubefucker by Philip J. Fry June 15, 2008
tapefucker
tapefucker by SinnerJess9 March 5, 2023
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