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tablescraps 

Table scraps (abrv. – scraps)
Residue of any bodily fluids, sexual or vital, found remaining on the table after a table time incedent.

In some social groups it is considered an honour to be allowed to dine upon the table scraps. In others it is frowned upon and a damp cloth used to erase any staining.

It is for this reason that most table time incidents now take place over wipe clean surfaces.
"Damn, girl – that's some scraps you gwan left behind"

or

"Go clean yo'sef up while I get workin on these scraps"
tablescraps by Ponkster April 7, 2004
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tablescraps 

When a begger needs food and results to eating table scraps.
Rich guy:im hungry lets grab a burger.
Poor Begger:no thanks its to much i'll take some table scraps though.
tablescraps by Wang November 5, 2003

Table scraps 

A female that thinks she is a snack , but in reality she's been passed around too much to where she is wore out. Her vagina probably smells like burnt rubber. Use extreme caution.
That hoe thought she was a whole snack, turns out she just a whole lot of table scraps.

Tablescrapping 

To have low-to no standards. To take whatever you can get
Man, Frank is so down and out. Did you see the girls he's been with the past few months? Low end stuff, he's really tablescrapping
Tablescrapping by DirtyFrank27 December 22, 2008

tablescape 

Designing a dining table (for a dinner party) with useless, cheap and tacky knicknacks, usually with some kind of lame-assed theme. And usually they are nowhere as inexpensive as she likes to claim. Allegedly created by Food Network hack Sandra "Semi-Homemade" Lee.
Sandra: Tarqueesha, since you are my black friend, and I am making dinner in your honor in celebration of Black History Month, I've made for you the MOST AWESOME tablescape that you are going to llllllove! I've placed "Colored" and "White" stickers to each chair in tribute of the dark days of Jim Crow and I got all black flatware from the dollar store. My chandelier has hanging ropes I got from a friend whose parents were in the KKK, to honor those who were lynched for the cause, my sister. AND I've put my flowers into empty malt liquor bottles. Just for you, sweetie.

Tarqueesha: Bitch, your white ass is whacked. Don't make me punch you. Fuck you and your lame semi-homemade ass. (Tarqueesha then punches Sandra in the face and knocks her semi-homemade ass OUT. Word.)
tablescape by Mixed Race Kid April 13, 2008

tablescape  

Designing a dining table (for a dinner party) with useless, cheap and tacky knicknacks, usually with some kind of lame-assed theme. And usually they are nowhere as inexpensive as she likes to claim. Allegedly created by Food Network hack Sandra "Semi-Homemade" Lee.
Sandra: Tarqueesha, since you are my black friend, and I am making dinner in your honor in celebration of Black History Month, I've made for you the MOST AWESOME tablescape that you are going to llllllove! I've placed "Colored" and "White" stickers to each chair in tribute of the dark days of Jim Crow and I got all black flatware from the dollar store. My chandelier has hanging ropes I got from a friend whose parents were in the KKK, to honor those who were lynched for the cause, my sister. AND I've put my flowers into empty malt liquor bottles. Just for you, sweetie.

Tarqueesha: Bitch, your white ass is whacked. Don't make me punch you. Fuck you and your lame semi-homemade ass. (Tarqueesha then punches Sandra in the face and knocks her semi-homemade ass OUT. Word.)
tablescape by Mixed Race Kid April 19, 2008
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