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1. Being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Beating some one up to the point their face bleeds.
1. Man, I got so table faced last night I was doing the robot on the kitchen counter.

2. I STRAIGHT TABLE FACED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!
by theshakinbaccon December 23, 2009
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