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TeleTech 

Teletech is very similar to calltech but more prison like if you smoke you actually walk outside into a caged in area (not just a fence its a cage). Everywhere you go in the building you must swipe your bage to open the door. Security is a joke they think there securing the white house. There are revolving doors that you walk through o get in and out, God forbid 2 people (1 comin in and ! goin out) the doors will trap you a security lets you out and the bull dyke yells 1 at a time. They dont even trust you wil a real phone everything is on your computer so they can watch your every move in order to get any incentives you must keep calls under 3 mins (I work for a bank) and don't use aftercall so basically your screwed with 8.65 an hour. The only thing you can have at your desk is a dry erase board no paper no pens no pencils and since you actually dont work for the company your takin calls for you have their rules plus teletechs rules. Hmmm o yeah I guess it makes them feel special cuz they call human resources human capital whoo hoo and some sups will try to help you and others send you off to call another dept and get a bad report its awesome I would recomend this for anyone who likes to be shit on or lives in the ghetto
Dude 1: Hey man I really need a job
Dude 2: Teletech is hiring
Dude 1: Awesome I'll apply
3 months later

Dude 1; Dude your such a dick I hate this job
Dude 2: Yeah but no1 else I knew worked here

Teletech 

Hell hole of the universe. Place to avoid at all times when possible. Festering puss-hole of rancid slavery on Satans anus
I work at Teletech, I have attempted to kill myself several times with a phone headset and have wasted the last 3 years of my life.
Teletech by Disgruntled Employee #3 January 21, 2008
Originally used to describe what cops use as a billy-club, but used by Cubans to describe the penis.
Alex got his zipper stuck on his tolete.
tolete by arod6900 June 10, 2008

Teletech 

Also known as TTEC. A shithole company. Pays minimum wage and has numerous lawsuits for not paying employees their correct wages, system issues, or for overtime. Outsourced IT department located in India and the Philippines is a joke. Also notorious for fighting unemployment benefits by saying that you quit, rather than you getting fired.
I fucking hate Teletech! They lied to unemployment saying that I quit when I was fired for performance issues!
Teletech by Disgruntled employee 32 November 4, 2019

E-thlete 

Etymology: A portmanteau of electronic and athlete.
Pronunciation: ˈēth-ˌlēt or ˈē-thə-ˌlēt\ (the second pronunciation emphasizes "leet")

A skilled, trained, or professional video game player. Used in the same context athlete might be used, including further portmanteaus.
Jeremy, from Pure Pwnage, is extremely e-thletic.

"Dude, I hurt my foot playing the bass pedal on Rock Band."
"Looks like a bad case of e-thlete's foot, I'll call John Madden."
E-thlete by Matt Zha June 13, 2009

teletext 

1. noun, the text message you send to the person you are currently on the phone with.
2.) the act of sending a text message to a person while on the phone with them
JPizzle: (while talking on the phone)
Brax!, can you teletext me that website about Lady GooGoo having oversized vagina lips instead of a non-functional penis? I gotsta see those meat-curtains, on that taco-grande!
teletext by Airpace January 19, 2010
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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