Lame ass televised correspondance courses that take up too much time, cost too much, and cover the same material that your community college teaches while you pay 3x the tuition.

Alternate: Program in which you trade time and money for a college degree, learning is optional.

Alternate: Program in which hands on experience is replaced with "Virtual Labs." The so called virtual labs consist of computer simulations nad writing long reports that are graded on margin width, font size, etc. instead of content.
Even though I flunked out of high school, Teletechnet accepted me.
by Ghetto U August 22, 2003
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