t.o.w

The Other Woman - another woman in a married mans life
He went out to eat with someone who wasn't his wife and whom he affectionately calls his t.o.w. "his other woman"
by flocky October 23, 2005
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T.O.W.

TOW: Terminally Online Weirdos, people who are perpetually online and glued to social media usually doom scrolling, making brain dead hot takes, or engaging in performative activism for clout. Usually they have no idea on how to interact with humans in real life and are scared shitless of anyone whose worldviews aren't one to one with theirs.

Can be applied universally to any group of people as TOWs come in all races, genders, ages, political or religious beliefs, etc. Places like Twitter, Reddit, and TikTok are usually rife with these types of people.
Person 1: "Did you hear that idiotic TikTok influencer that said thinking about anything other than work is white supremacy?"

Person 2: "Pay that dumb bitch no mind, she's just a T.O.W. who has no idea on how to interact with people in real life"

Person 1: "A what?"

Person 2: "Terminally Online Weirdo"

Person 1: "Ah, that makes sense"
by TheDumbAssDestroyer February 04, 2024
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