t.o.w 

The Other Woman - another woman in a married mans life

He went out to eat with someone who wasn't his wife and whom he affectionately calls his t.o.w. "his other woman"

t.o.w by flocky October 23, 2005

T.O.W. 

TOW: Terminally Online Weirdos, people who are perpetually online and glued to social media usually doom scrolling, making brain dead hot takes, or engaging in performative activism for clout. Usually they have no idea on how to interact with humans in real life and are scared shitless of anyone whose worldviews aren't one to one with theirs.

Can be applied universally to any group of people as TOWs come in all races, genders, ages, political or religious beliefs, etc. Places like Twitter, Reddit, and TikTok are usually rife with these types of people.

Person 1: "Did you hear that idiotic TikTok influencer that said thinking about anything other than work is white supremacy?"

Person 2: "Pay that dumb bitch no mind, she's just a T.O.W. who has no idea on how to interact with people in real life"

Person 1: "A what?"

Person 2: "Terminally Online Weirdo"

Person 1: "Ah, that makes sense"

T.O.W. by TheDumbAssDestroyer February 4, 2024

T.O.W.G.A.

The One Who Got Away

Me: Ah man, Brit' s a total Peach.

Ben: What's so special about her?
Me: She's my T.O.W.G.A.!
Ben: What's that mean?
Me: The One who got away!

T.O.W.G.A. by Stevie Geezy May 25, 2017

T.o.w.l 

Typical old white liberal

Go to an anti trump.protest to find the nearest t.o.w.l

T.o.w.l by Uncle Dimma September 8, 2025

M.G.T.O.W 

Men Going Their Own Way is a statement of self-ownership, where the modern man preserves and protects his own sovereignty above all else. It is the manifestation of one word: "No". Ejecting silly preconceptions and cultural definitions of what a "man" is. Looking to no one else for social cues. Refusing to bow, serve and kneel for the opportunity to be treated like a disposable utility. And, living according to his own best interests in a world which would rather he didn't.

"Yes, I believe in M.G.T.O.W, I push aside the standards of society and ENJOY building who I perceive myself to be".

M.G.T.O.W by UltraGigaChad9000 February 14, 2022

M.G.T.O.W 

Men Going Their Own Way is a statement of self-ownership, where the modern man preserves and protects his own sovereignty above all else. It is the manifestation of one word: "No". Ejecting silly preconceptions and cultural definitions of what a "man" is. Looking to no one else for social cues. Refusing to bow, serve and kneel for the opportunity to be treated like a disposable utility. And, living according to his own best interests in a world which would rather he didn't.

"Yes, I practice M.G.T.O.W because I have come to the realization that societies standards are not needed for a life that I plan to live on my own".

M.G.T.O.W by UltraGigaChad9000 February 14, 2022

a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k 

A man opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No, I am the one who knocks!

1: what ur fav scene in breaking bad
2.a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k
1. what?

a.m.o.h.d.a.g.s.a.y.t.t.o.m.n.i.a.t.o.w.k by tekashi6ix9ine6969696 November 2, 2022