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t he
It’s another misspelling of the word the it’s like teh but it’s t he it’s used when you type fast and accidentally put a space between the “t” and the “he” its a simple nuisance by your retarded brain.
Guy 1: yo where are we gonna hang my broskie
Guy 2: I think we shall hang at t he movie theater or t he skatepark
Guy 1: ok that sounds very epic and very cashmoney
Guy 2: I think we shall hang at t he movie theater or t he skatepark
Guy 1: ok that sounds very epic and very cashmoney
t he by Underloved pice of milk February 24, 2020
He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!!
He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!! — The epitaph of any dead snitch that thought that the witness protection program would keep him safe.
A member of the community standing over a bullet riddled body with a rat in each hand and one shoved in its mouth:
“ He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!!”
“ He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!!”
He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!! by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 9, 2023
i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me
i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me by bipolarassbitch March 15, 2022
Won't HE do it ?
"won't HE do it? " is when the grill master Mike Evans shows up in your FB timeline unexpectedly without warning or notice; but with a whole lot of SMOKE, BRISKET, RIBS, and PORK BUTT . . . gently reminding YOU that HE is about to bless folks with his barbecue
Won't HE do it ? by 123_Reptile August 9, 2019
Well he’s Scottish isn’t he
Something people usually say when someone’s being a stuck up little wanker usually someone Scottish / Scottish decent
Well he’s Scottish isn’t he by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025
No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭
HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!
A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"
Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."
Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."
No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭 by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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